Will YOU be my Valentine? There’s fisting involved and lots of Valentine’s Day recipes!

Today is the day.  Today is the day I ask you a VERY important question. Silence, please. No really…SHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Uhh, let me rephrase that…what I REALLY mean is… Will YOU be my Valentine?! :D :D :D You’re just so awesome and I’ve wanted to ask you forever!  We could go eat a bunch of delicious … Continue reading

Super Moist & Decadent Red Velvet Cake with Perfect Cream Cheese Frosting for your hunny bunny

My friends are freaking awesome.  For my friend’s, Amy’s, 25th birthday, we surprised her by renting a house in San Luis Obispo (SLO) and threw her a grand ‘ole party.  I was, of course, in charge of making her birthday cake.  I was very honored but oh so nervous!  I had planned to make a … Continue reading

Happy Lunar New Year!! Plus “My pictures, YOUR story” winners :)

I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Lunar New Year!  For those who don’t know, this is the Year of the Snake!  Pretty awesome, right? This morning, Mama Bear decided to tell me my fortune (for fun) for this year.  Something about traveling a lot, something about cars?  Yeah, I don’t get it either.  … Continue reading

My pictures, YOUR story – What the hell happened last night?

Welcome to the first trial run of My pictures, YOUR story.  Help me figure out what the hell happened last night.  Was I abducted by aliens?  Am I spy hiding undercover?  Am I just frolicking around on a random night? Here are the pictures.  I shall patiently await your expertly woven tale to tell me … Continue reading

Originally posted on A Small Press Life:
Our 2013 Burns Night Supper was a rousing success. It was a great reminder of what a wonderful, loyal, hilarious group of friends we have. The Chef and I spent months assembling every piece of the puzzle: the menu, music, guest list, drinks, poetry, toasts. Finally, on 25th…

Urban Dictionary is a betch

So I hope y’all enjoyed my post last time on the fun shenanigans that were had at the Podcom.  For shame if you haven’t read it yet (don’t worry, you can redeem yourself ;) ->  Vyvacious business cards, Sweet Motherfeckin’™ Cupcakes, and the Batman apron debauchle). Needless to say, I woke up in the middle of … Continue reading

Vyvacious business cards, Sweet Motherfeckin’™ Cupcakes, and the Batman apron debauchle

Last night was Becky & Hayes Present:  Podcom 2/2!!  Aaaand I got a chance to sell my Sweet Motherfeckin’™ Cupcakes!  It was so exciting and fun and awesome!!  In preparation, I made Vyvacious business cards to hand out to people so they could check out my blog or email me for cupcake orders! :) First, … Continue reading

“1, 2, 3…PENIS!!!” aaand Superbowl Munchies

1, 2, 3…PENIS!!! That, my friends, is how I get my camera-shy friend, Christina, to smile :D  Muahahahaha.  Can I just say it works bloody well and that she looks lovely? :) Fair warning, there is no rhyme or reason in this post.  It is literally a Milk and Honey Cafe drool fest filled with … Continue reading

Sweet Motherfeckin™ Cupcakes!!!

This Saturday, all my dreams come true!! :D  I’m actually selling my cupcakes to the public.  EEEEEEE!!!! :D  Y’all remember my Sweet Mother made me fecking™ cry post right? :)  It was so great meeting her and Wifesy!! Well, last time I was at Podcom at PodShare, I was crying from laughing so much.  But … Continue reading

Fashionably late to the Blog Hop

It’s my first time guys, be gentle. I have never attended a Blog Hop before. I just imagine it to be something similar to a Sock Hop where everyone dons some super sexy socks and hops around. I will, of course, be wearing my Batman knee high socks with the little capes flapping in the … Continue reading

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