Fashionably late to the Blog Hop

It’s my first time guys, be gentle. I have never attended a Blog Hop before. I just imagine it to be something similar to a Sock Hop where everyone dons some super sexy socks and hops around. I will, of course, be wearing my Batman knee high socks with the little capes flapping in the … Continue reading

Because [she’s] the hero [WordPress] deserves, but not the one it needs right now

Friend:  Vyvy, you wouldn’t be the same if you weren’t dirty. Me:  I’m going to take that as a compliment. Now, some might be offended.  Some might think “Well gee, does that make me a slut?”  Thankfully, I hold no such negative thoughts about myself.  Instead, I take that shit and turn it into gold.  … Continue reading

Mermaid Bondage and Naughty Girl Holiday Cupcake Card Giveaway Winners

S&M-friendly Ariel

Have you ever seen Ariel, The Little Mermaid, in full glorified bondage?  I have…and I have to say it’s quite disturbing. This certainly isn’t for the little ones so please shield their eyes for their own sake. It troubled me so much because I came upon her while walking around with my mom for goodness … Continue reading

Naughty Girl Holiday Cupcake Cards Giveaway

Apparently, someone has been a naughty, naughty girl.  No, it’s not me. Jerks. This is the exact transcription of a conversation I had with my mom a few days ago… Mama Bear:  I can’t believe Christmas is in 2 weeks! Me:  You’re getting coal for Christmas. Mama Bear:  Yeah, it’s supposed to be really foggy. … Continue reading

Breasts, blue balls, and sperm – It’s a party over here

Blue Balls

Last week, my aunt was talking about grabbing breasts…last night, she wanted to give me blue balls.  I’m confused and highly disgusted. Here’s a little back story.  My cousin ran into something and got this huge bruise right under and to the side of his knee.  I was being a smart ass and that’s when … Continue reading

A tryptophan-induced coma leads to Three-Layered Oreo Fudge

I pushed off posting yesterday because I figured an extra day would help get the creative juices flowing, right?  WRONG.  I couldn’t be more wigged out on tryptophan and in dire need of a nap.  I blame it all on the turkey …on the turkey, on the mashed potatoes, on the stuffing, on the pork … Continue reading

It’s a Breast-Grabbing-Kinda Thanksgiving + Batman Wreath :)

Batman Wreath

Last night, I had the pleasure of hearing my aunt yell “Grab the breasts, grab the breasts!!” to a guy my age who was standing next to me.  Needless to say, I was scared that she meant my supple pair.  Luckily, she was talking about turkey breasts. My mom, aunt, and I volunteered last night … Continue reading

Seattle: Tempura Bacon & MORE (Part 4)

Honestly, I’m sick of Seattle right now.  No, wait.  I take that back!!  I’m just sick of posting about it (see Part 1, Part 2, & Part 3).  Haha.  I’m sure you’re sick about reading it too, huh?  Lo siento.  But, I just HAVE to tell you about some amazing food I had and that’ll … Continue reading

Seattle: Chihuly Exhibit (Part 3)

Are you ready for this?  …because you’re about to encounter a buttload of pictures.  That’s right, I said it…a BUTTLOAD of pictures!  What quantity does a “buttload” equate to you might ask?  Well, a freaking lot, how about that?! But you’re going to love these buttload of pictures, I promise you that much. I think … Continue reading

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