Fashionably late to the Blog Hop
It’s my first time guys, be gentle. I have never attended a Blog Hop before. I just imagine it to be something similar to a Sock Hop where everyone dons some super sexy socks and hops around. I will, of course, be wearing my Batman knee high socks with the little capes flapping in the … Continue reading
Because [she’s] the hero [WordPress] deserves, but not the one it needs right now
Friend: Vyvy, you wouldn’t be the same if you weren’t dirty. Me: I’m going to take that as a compliment. Now, some might be offended. Some might think “Well gee, does that make me a slut?” Thankfully, I hold no such negative thoughts about myself. Instead, I take that shit and turn it into gold. … Continue reading
Mermaid Bondage and Naughty Girl Holiday Cupcake Card Giveaway Winners
Have you ever seen Ariel, The Little Mermaid, in full glorified bondage? I have…and I have to say it’s quite disturbing. This certainly isn’t for the little ones so please shield their eyes for their own sake. It troubled me so much because I came upon her while walking around with my mom for goodness … Continue reading
Naughty Girl Holiday Cupcake Cards Giveaway
Apparently, someone has been a naughty, naughty girl. No, it’s not me. Jerks. This is the exact transcription of a conversation I had with my mom a few days ago… Mama Bear: I can’t believe Christmas is in 2 weeks! Me: You’re getting coal for Christmas. Mama Bear: Yeah, it’s supposed to be really foggy. … Continue reading
Breasts, blue balls, and sperm – It’s a party over here
Last week, my aunt was talking about grabbing breasts…last night, she wanted to give me blue balls. I’m confused and highly disgusted. Here’s a little back story. My cousin ran into something and got this huge bruise right under and to the side of his knee. I was being a smart ass and that’s when … Continue reading
A tryptophan-induced coma leads to Three-Layered Oreo Fudge
I pushed off posting yesterday because I figured an extra day would help get the creative juices flowing, right? WRONG. I couldn’t be more wigged out on tryptophan and in dire need of a nap. I blame it all on the turkey …on the turkey, on the mashed potatoes, on the stuffing, on the pork … Continue reading
It’s a Breast-Grabbing-Kinda Thanksgiving + Batman Wreath :)
Last night, I had the pleasure of hearing my aunt yell “Grab the breasts, grab the breasts!!” to a guy my age who was standing next to me. Needless to say, I was scared that she meant my supple pair. Luckily, she was talking about turkey breasts. My mom, aunt, and I volunteered last night … Continue reading
Seattle: Tempura Bacon & MORE (Part 4)
Honestly, I’m sick of Seattle right now. No, wait. I take that back!! I’m just sick of posting about it (see Part 1, Part 2, & Part 3). Haha. I’m sure you’re sick about reading it too, huh? Lo siento. But, I just HAVE to tell you about some amazing food I had and that’ll … Continue reading
Seattle: Chihuly Exhibit (Part 3)
Are you ready for this? …because you’re about to encounter a buttload of pictures. That’s right, I said it…a BUTTLOAD of pictures! What quantity does a “buttload” equate to you might ask? Well, a freaking lot, how about that?! But you’re going to love these buttload of pictures, I promise you that much. I think … Continue reading
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