Happy Lunar New Year!! Plus “My pictures, YOUR story” winners :)

I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Lunar New Year!  For those who don’t know, this is the Year of the Snake!  Pretty awesome, right? This morning, Mama Bear decided to tell me my fortune (for fun) for this year.  Something about traveling a lot, something about cars?  Yeah, I don’t get it either.  … Continue reading

My pictures, YOUR story – What the hell happened last night?

Welcome to the first trial run of My pictures, YOUR story.  Help me figure out what the hell happened last night.  Was I abducted by aliens?  Am I spy hiding undercover?  Am I just frolicking around on a random night? Here are the pictures.  I shall patiently await your expertly woven tale to tell me … Continue reading

Vyvacious business cards, Sweet Motherfeckin’™ Cupcakes, and the Batman apron debauchle

Last night was Becky & Hayes Present:  Podcom 2/2!!  Aaaand I got a chance to sell my Sweet Motherfeckin’™ Cupcakes!  It was so exciting and fun and awesome!!  In preparation, I made Vyvacious business cards to hand out to people so they could check out my blog or email me for cupcake orders! :) First, … Continue reading

“1, 2, 3…PENIS!!!” aaand Superbowl Munchies

1, 2, 3…PENIS!!! That, my friends, is how I get my camera-shy friend, Christina, to smile :D  Muahahahaha.  Can I just say it works bloody well and that she looks lovely? :) Fair warning, there is no rhyme or reason in this post.  It is literally a Milk and Honey Cafe drool fest filled with … Continue reading

Vying to be Le Clown’s Bitch

Let’s be real here about Le Clown’s A Clown on Fire Club Member Wrangler Contest (ACOFCMW).  Whoever applies for that shit is basically going to be Le Clown’s bitch if you win.  I see no better example than Twindaddy’s post for El Presidente where Le Clown instructed him to delete every single emoticon I put … Continue reading

Bitches and Indulgent Chocolate Cake

I love the internet, don’t you?  Otherwise, this little gem would only be shared with other horrified teachers and shamed parents…and not with all of you folks :P Such a beauty, ain’t it?  Bitch…beach…it’s all the same really!! :P  Besides, if I didn’t have the internet, how would I met all of you?!  Well some … Continue reading

Nutty Online Dating and Butter Yellow Pudding Cupcakes

Can I just say that I have some of the best friends EVER?!  I was sitting at work today worrying because I didn’t have any material for this damn post.  I tried to write it two nights ago because I always seem to write better right before I head off to bed, but it just … Continue reading

Some of my favorite things: Batman & Dark Chocolate Frosting

Let’s talk about a few of my favorite things, shall we? :) I have a LOOOOT of favorite things so let’s focus on just two:  Batman & Dark Chocolate Frosting. Batman now, Dark Chocolate Frosting later ;) I decided to start the new year in style, all blinged out with this bad boy.  I even … Continue reading

I’m Larry(etta) The Cable [Gal] & I bring you Ghirardelli Triple Chocolate Truffle Brownies

For those of you who don’t know (first of all, SPOILER ALERT), The Cable Guy is about…well, a cable guy who goes a little bit cray-cray and obsessively tries to be friends with Ferris Bueller.  I mean who WOULDN’T want to be friends with Ferris Bueller?!  But really, I just recently watched it for the … Continue reading

Because [she’s] the hero [WordPress] deserves, but not the one it needs right now

Friend:  Vyvy, you wouldn’t be the same if you weren’t dirty. Me:  I’m going to take that as a compliment. Now, some might be offended.  Some might think “Well gee, does that make me a slut?”  Thankfully, I hold no such negative thoughts about myself.  Instead, I take that shit and turn it into gold.  … Continue reading

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