Breasts, blue balls, and sperm – It’s a party over here

Blue Balls

Last week, my aunt was talking about grabbing breasts…last night, she wanted to give me blue balls.  I’m confused and highly disgusted. Here’s a little back story.  My cousin ran into something and got this huge bruise right under and to the side of his knee.  I was being a smart ass and that’s when … Continue reading

A tryptophan-induced coma leads to Three-Layered Oreo Fudge

I pushed off posting yesterday because I figured an extra day would help get the creative juices flowing, right?  WRONG.  I couldn’t be more wigged out on tryptophan and in dire need of a nap.  I blame it all on the turkey …on the turkey, on the mashed potatoes, on the stuffing, on the pork … Continue reading

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