Breasts, blue balls, and sperm – It’s a party over here
Last week, my aunt was talking about grabbing breasts…last night, she wanted to give me blue balls. I’m confused and highly disgusted. Here’s a little back story. My cousin ran into something and got this huge bruise right under and to the side of his knee. I was being a smart ass and that’s when … Continue reading
A tryptophan-induced coma leads to Three-Layered Oreo Fudge
I pushed off posting yesterday because I figured an extra day would help get the creative juices flowing, right? WRONG. I couldn’t be more wigged out on tryptophan and in dire need of a nap. I blame it all on the turkey …on the turkey, on the mashed potatoes, on the stuffing, on the pork … Continue reading
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