Ring in the new year with buttseks and Cheddar Mac & Cheese
Enjoy this fantastic conversation regarding buttseks with Mama Bear that occurred the other day… MB: My butt hurts. Me: I immediately thought of buttseks MB: Oh *pause* doggy-style? *laughing, she starts to walk away* Me: No. I mean buttsex. MB: Yeah. That’s not doggy-style? Me: No… That means sex with your butthole. *look of horror* … Continue reading
Happy Birthday, Jesus
Happy Birthday, Jesus. No really… Happy Birthday…Jesus… I drove past this and immediately had to pull over from laughing so hard AND so I could snap this awesome picture to share with all y’all :P Christmas for my family is time for us to hang out and eat lots and lots of food. There’s always … Continue reading
Mermaid Bondage and Naughty Girl Holiday Cupcake Card Giveaway Winners
Have you ever seen Ariel, The Little Mermaid, in full glorified bondage? I have…and I have to say it’s quite disturbing. This certainly isn’t for the little ones so please shield their eyes for their own sake. It troubled me so much because I came upon her while walking around with my mom for goodness … Continue reading
Naughty Girl Holiday Cupcake Cards Giveaway
Apparently, someone has been a naughty, naughty girl. No, it’s not me. Jerks. This is the exact transcription of a conversation I had with my mom a few days ago… Mama Bear: I can’t believe Christmas is in 2 weeks! Me: You’re getting coal for Christmas. Mama Bear: Yeah, it’s supposed to be really foggy. … Continue reading
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