Ring in the new year with buttseks and Cheddar Mac & Cheese

Enjoy this fantastic conversation regarding buttseks with Mama Bear that occurred the other day… MB:  My butt hurts. Me:  I immediately thought of buttseks MB:  Oh *pause* doggy-style? *laughing, she starts to walk away* Me:  No.  I mean buttsex. MB:  Yeah.  That’s not doggy-style? Me:  No…  That means sex with your butthole. *look of horror* … Continue reading

Happy Birthday, Jesus

Happy Birthday, Jesus.  No really… Happy Birthday…Jesus… I drove past this and immediately had to pull over from laughing so hard AND so I could snap this awesome picture to share with all y’all :P Christmas for my family is time for us to hang out and eat lots and lots of food.  There’s always … Continue reading

Mermaid Bondage and Naughty Girl Holiday Cupcake Card Giveaway Winners

S&M-friendly Ariel

Have you ever seen Ariel, The Little Mermaid, in full glorified bondage?  I have…and I have to say it’s quite disturbing. This certainly isn’t for the little ones so please shield their eyes for their own sake. It troubled me so much because I came upon her while walking around with my mom for goodness … Continue reading

Naughty Girl Holiday Cupcake Cards Giveaway

Apparently, someone has been a naughty, naughty girl.  No, it’s not me. Jerks. This is the exact transcription of a conversation I had with my mom a few days ago… Mama Bear:  I can’t believe Christmas is in 2 weeks! Me:  You’re getting coal for Christmas. Mama Bear:  Yeah, it’s supposed to be really foggy. … Continue reading

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