“Why You Waste Money?!!!!” Oh Mother…

Mother’s Day was a few Sundays ago, right?  Did y’all do anything fun or did you tear your hair out (like me :P) trying to provide the perfect festivities to show appreciation to your mothers?  I suppose we all have to thank our mothers for popping us out or even choosing to step in and raise us no matter how crazy they are … Continue reading

Happy 2 Year Accident-versary to ME!

Note:  I wrote this post on the exact day of my accident but since I was traveling and didn’t have my photos handy, I thought I’d wait until I had all my ducks in a row before I posted it.  So here we are…  QUACK QUACK :P Today marks two years since my accident.  It feels … Continue reading

S’moreos, the answer to your s’mores and Oreo cravings!!

I like the way you look and I want me s’more.  No really, I want me s’more… Ever craved s’mores AND Oreos at the same time but you’re too damn tired of relentlessly alternating between shoving cookie after cookie into your mouth?  Well have I got the solution for you!! S’MOREOS! These babies have all … Continue reading

Will YOU be my Valentine? There’s fisting involved and lots of Valentine’s Day recipes!

Today is the day.  Today is the day I ask you a VERY important question. Silence, please. No really…SHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Uhh, let me rephrase that…what I REALLY mean is… Will YOU be my Valentine?! :D :D :D You’re just so awesome and I’ve wanted to ask you forever!  We could go eat a bunch of delicious … Continue reading

Super Moist & Decadent Red Velvet Cake with Perfect Cream Cheese Frosting for your hunny bunny

My friends are freaking awesome.  For my friend’s, Amy’s, 25th birthday, we surprised her by renting a house in San Luis Obispo (SLO) and threw her a grand ‘ole party.  I was, of course, in charge of making her birthday cake.  I was very honored but oh so nervous!  I had planned to make a … Continue reading

Originally posted on A Small Press Life:
Our 2013 Burns Night Supper was a rousing success. It was a great reminder of what a wonderful, loyal, hilarious group of friends we have. The Chef and I spent months assembling every piece of the puzzle: the menu, music, guest list, drinks, poetry, toasts. Finally, on 25th…

Vyvacious business cards, Sweet Motherfeckin’™ Cupcakes, and the Batman apron debauchle

Last night was Becky & Hayes Present:  Podcom 2/2!!  Aaaand I got a chance to sell my Sweet Motherfeckin’™ Cupcakes!  It was so exciting and fun and awesome!!  In preparation, I made Vyvacious business cards to hand out to people so they could check out my blog or email me for cupcake orders! :) First, … Continue reading

“1, 2, 3…PENIS!!!” aaand Superbowl Munchies

1, 2, 3…PENIS!!! That, my friends, is how I get my camera-shy friend, Christina, to smile :D  Muahahahaha.  Can I just say it works bloody well and that she looks lovely? :) Fair warning, there is no rhyme or reason in this post.  It is literally a Milk and Honey Cafe drool fest filled with … Continue reading

Sweet Motherfeckin™ Cupcakes!!!

This Saturday, all my dreams come true!! :D  I’m actually selling my cupcakes to the public.  EEEEEEE!!!! :D  Y’all remember my Sweet Mother made me fecking™ cry post right? :)  It was so great meeting her and Wifesy!! Well, last time I was at Podcom at PodShare, I was crying from laughing so much.  But … Continue reading

Bitches and Indulgent Chocolate Cake

I love the internet, don’t you?  Otherwise, this little gem would only be shared with other horrified teachers and shamed parents…and not with all of you folks :P Such a beauty, ain’t it?  Bitch…beach…it’s all the same really!! :P  Besides, if I didn’t have the internet, how would I met all of you?!  Well some … Continue reading

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