“1, 2, 3…PENIS!!!” aaand Superbowl Munchies

1, 2, 3…PENIS!!! That, my friends, is how I get my camera-shy friend, Christina, to smile :D  Muahahahaha.  Can I just say it works bloody well and that she looks lovely? :) Fair warning, there is no rhyme or reason in this post.  It is literally a Milk and Honey Cafe drool fest filled with … Continue reading

S’moas

Last night, I felt like making babies.  Now hold on…before you get your panties all in a bunch…hear me out!  I helped two elements make babies!! :D  …Not any better…?  Please don’t run away… :( What I’m trying to say is…last night, samoas fornicated with s’mores and gave birth to s’moas…all thanks to me no … Continue reading

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