Vying to be Le Clown’s Bitch

Let’s be real here about Le Clown’s A Clown on Fire Club Member Wrangler Contest (ACOFCMW).  Whoever applies for that shit is basically going to be Le Clown’s bitch if you win.  I see no better example than Twindaddy’s post for El Presidente where Le Clown instructed him to delete every single emoticon I put … Continue reading

Bitches and Indulgent Chocolate Cake

I love the internet, don’t you?  Otherwise, this little gem would only be shared with other horrified teachers and shamed parents…and not with all of you folks :P Such a beauty, ain’t it?  Bitch…beach…it’s all the same really!! :P  Besides, if I didn’t have the internet, how would I met all of you?!  Well some … Continue reading

Nutty Online Dating and Butter Yellow Pudding Cupcakes

Can I just say that I have some of the best friends EVER?!  I was sitting at work today worrying because I didn’t have any material for this damn post.  I tried to write it two nights ago because I always seem to write better right before I head off to bed, but it just … Continue reading

Some of my favorite things: Batman & Dark Chocolate Frosting

Let’s talk about a few of my favorite things, shall we? :) I have a LOOOOT of favorite things so let’s focus on just two:  Batman & Dark Chocolate Frosting. Batman now, Dark Chocolate Frosting later ;) I decided to start the new year in style, all blinged out with this bad boy.  I even … Continue reading

Sweet Mother made me fecking™ cry

Can I just say…holy motherfecking™ llamas dancing in the purple candy sky!!!!!! I just met Sweet Mother and Wifesy last night!!  I know y’all are jealous!! :P I cautiously entered the area known as Podshare for the Podcom last night, not knowing what to expect. I dragged 14 other unknowing fools along with me, promising … Continue reading

I’m Larry(etta) The Cable [Gal] & I bring you Ghirardelli Triple Chocolate Truffle Brownies

For those of you who don’t know (first of all, SPOILER ALERT), The Cable Guy is about…well, a cable guy who goes a little bit cray-cray and obsessively tries to be friends with Ferris Bueller.  I mean who WOULDN’T want to be friends with Ferris Bueller?!  But really, I just recently watched it for the … Continue reading

Top 3 Travel NON-Regrets (#1 is nakedness)

I’m like The Boy Who Cried Wolf now, aren’t I? Well, actually I’m not since I’m naked in the following pictures! …Underneath my clothes… ;) (Anyone else hear Shakira’s song when you read that punchline? …No? :() So y’all read about my Top 3 Travel Regrets (#1 is not getting naked enough) post that came … Continue reading

Top 3 Travel Regrets (#1 is not getting naked enough)

Just kidding. Man, I can’t believe you guys fell for that… Now I know who’s REALLY dirty-minded!! ;) I’m currently sitting in a cold ass room waiting for an oil change, something that the Honda Dealership was unable to easily do for me on Friday morning without demanding the big $$$.  After waiting 3+ hours, … Continue reading

Because [she’s] the hero [WordPress] deserves, but not the one it needs right now

Friend:  Vyvy, you wouldn’t be the same if you weren’t dirty. Me:  I’m going to take that as a compliment. Now, some might be offended.  Some might think “Well gee, does that make me a slut?”  Thankfully, I hold no such negative thoughts about myself.  Instead, I take that shit and turn it into gold.  … Continue reading

Ring in the new year with buttseks and Cheddar Mac & Cheese

Enjoy this fantastic conversation regarding buttseks with Mama Bear that occurred the other day… MB:  My butt hurts. Me:  I immediately thought of buttseks MB:  Oh *pause* doggy-style? *laughing, she starts to walk away* Me:  No.  I mean buttsex. MB:  Yeah.  That’s not doggy-style? Me:  No…  That means sex with your butthole. *look of horror* … Continue reading

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