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Vying to be Le Clown’s Bitch
Let’s be real here about Le Clown’s A Clown on Fire Club Member Wrangler Contest (ACOFCMW). Whoever applies for that shit is basically going to be Le Clown’s bitch if you win. I see no better example than Twindaddy’s post for El Presidente where Le Clown instructed him to delete every single emoticon I put … Continue reading
Bitches and Indulgent Chocolate Cake
I love the internet, don’t you? Otherwise, this little gem would only be shared with other horrified teachers and shamed parents…and not with all of you folks :P Such a beauty, ain’t it? Bitch…beach…it’s all the same really!! :P Besides, if I didn’t have the internet, how would I met all of you?! Well some … Continue reading
Nutty Online Dating and Butter Yellow Pudding Cupcakes
Can I just say that I have some of the best friends EVER?! I was sitting at work today worrying because I didn’t have any material for this damn post. I tried to write it two nights ago because I always seem to write better right before I head off to bed, but it just … Continue reading
Some of my favorite things: Batman & Dark Chocolate Frosting
Let’s talk about a few of my favorite things, shall we? :) I have a LOOOOT of favorite things so let’s focus on just two: Batman & Dark Chocolate Frosting. Batman now, Dark Chocolate Frosting later ;) I decided to start the new year in style, all blinged out with this bad boy. I even … Continue reading
Sweet Mother made me fecking™ cry
Can I just say…holy motherfecking™ llamas dancing in the purple candy sky!!!!!! I just met Sweet Mother and Wifesy last night!! I know y’all are jealous!! :P I cautiously entered the area known as Podshare for the Podcom last night, not knowing what to expect. I dragged 14 other unknowing fools along with me, promising … Continue reading
I’m Larry(etta) The Cable [Gal] & I bring you Ghirardelli Triple Chocolate Truffle Brownies
For those of you who don’t know (first of all, SPOILER ALERT), The Cable Guy is about…well, a cable guy who goes a little bit cray-cray and obsessively tries to be friends with Ferris Bueller. I mean who WOULDN’T want to be friends with Ferris Bueller?! But really, I just recently watched it for the … Continue reading
Top 3 Travel NON-Regrets (#1 is nakedness)
I’m like The Boy Who Cried Wolf now, aren’t I? Well, actually I’m not since I’m naked in the following pictures! …Underneath my clothes… ;) (Anyone else hear Shakira’s song when you read that punchline? …No? :() So y’all read about my Top 3 Travel Regrets (#1 is not getting naked enough) post that came … Continue reading
Top 3 Travel Regrets (#1 is not getting naked enough)
Just kidding. Man, I can’t believe you guys fell for that… Now I know who’s REALLY dirty-minded!! ;) I’m currently sitting in a cold ass room waiting for an oil change, something that the Honda Dealership was unable to easily do for me on Friday morning without demanding the big $$$. After waiting 3+ hours, … Continue reading
Because [she’s] the hero [WordPress] deserves, but not the one it needs right now
Friend: Vyvy, you wouldn’t be the same if you weren’t dirty. Me: I’m going to take that as a compliment. Now, some might be offended. Some might think “Well gee, does that make me a slut?” Thankfully, I hold no such negative thoughts about myself. Instead, I take that shit and turn it into gold. … Continue reading
Ring in the new year with buttseks and Cheddar Mac & Cheese
Enjoy this fantastic conversation regarding buttseks with Mama Bear that occurred the other day… MB: My butt hurts. Me: I immediately thought of buttseks MB: Oh *pause* doggy-style? *laughing, she starts to walk away* Me: No. I mean buttsex. MB: Yeah. That’s not doggy-style? Me: No… That means sex with your butthole. *look of horror* … Continue reading
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