Urban Dictionary is a betch

So I hope y’all enjoyed my post last time on the fun shenanigans that were had at the PodcomFor shame if you haven’t read it yet (don’t worry, you can redeem yourself ;) ->  Vyvacious business cards, Sweet Motherfeckin’™ Cupcakes, and the Batman apron debauchle).

Needless to say, I woke up in the middle of the night and freaked out because I thought I spelled “debauchle” wrong, which, according to Google, I technically did.

Vyvacious || Google's definition of debacle

But CLEARLYYY, I wasn’t going off of Google’s definition.  Pish posh, I say!!  Google Schmoogle!  I was referring to trustworthy Urban Dictionary of course :D

Vyvacious || Urban Dictionary's definition of debauchle

That’s right, folks.  Not just any results but, “sexy results“.  Bada-bing-bada-boom.

All this confusion over what definition holds precedence got me thinking about one of Sweet Mother’s acts at the Podcom on SaturdaySweet Mother, by the way, doesn’t go by Becky anymore.  Oh no, it’s REBECCA Donohue now…  Why, you might ask?  Well, good question friends, here you go.

Vyvacious || Urban Dictionary definition of Becky

Lovely, isn’t it?  I laughed so hard during this part of Sweet Mother’s set on Saturday night.  Oh lawd.  I don’t remember when but during one of her sets, I laughed so hard I cried.  I think it’s becoming a thing.  I cried the first time I went to her show (you can read all about it in Sweet Mother made me fecking’™ cry) and I cried at the most recent Podcom.  That’s how good she really is.

Before we move on, I’d also like to share with you this lovely picture of the search terms I found waiting for me this morning…  These are some of the search terms that led people to my site.  Sweet Mother, would you like to explain?  Wifesy have anything to do with this…?  :P

Vyvacious || Funny Sweet Mother search terms

Now I know what y’all really are wondering, “What does YOUR name mean, Vyvy (a.k.a. Vyvacious)?”  Have at it, folks.

Vyvacious || Urban Dictionary definition of Vyvy

Fan-fucking-tastic.  Great, just great.  Thank you, Urban Dictionary for exposing my secrets.  How the fuck am I supposed to take over the sex world if you announce it to fucking everyone?!?  Unless if that helps…

I was thinking more along the lines of a subtle, silent, deadly, sexy (?) takeover.  But now…now I just have to go balls-to-the-walls and do this shit.  Wait, I don’t have balls…you know what I mean!  Take the bulls by the horns and…  You know what?  Forget it.  But heeeey, “the Vyvy’s are coming!” according to Urban Dictionary so you better watch out ;)

I bet Mama Bear right now has no idea what the fuck is going on.  Don’t worry, Mama Bear, neither do I.  I did, however, fall out of my chair from laughing when I saw my name’s definition though :P

Today was a quickie post, y’all. No recipe this time, lo siento.  Sometimes, quickies are good though.  Know what I mean? ;)  Now, it’s your turn.

What does YOUR name mean

via Urban Dictionary?

I shall be waiting patiently with my leather riding crop and some whipped cream.  Half kidding.

Until next time, y’all!! :P

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75 Responses to “Urban Dictionary is a betch”
  1. “because fucked hard”

    wow…….

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  2. Ira says:

    Which half were you kidding about?

    Ira is not in the dictionary. IRA is (Irish Republican Army). However, I was named after my grandfather who was named Israel, and they didn’t think I would like that name, so they chose Ira. Microsoft thinks my name is IRS, because that’s what the spell check keeps correcting to. And the credit union thinks I’m an Individual Retirement Account. Ask Nora Sharp, she calls me Ira sweet Ira ( started by an old ad from the credit union for their IRA account).

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  3. artsifrtsy says:

    Well – the spelling is about as bad as my mom’s was when she named me:

    Lorri, is an amazing yet eligent name. very intheusiastic person, fun to be aroung but can talk way to much. Beautiful, blue eyes and very smart
    Boy 1 – “oh wow lorri is beautiful”
    Boy 2 – “she’s mine.”

    lorri beautiful eligent amaxing awesome

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  4. maedez says:

    Little Mermaid bondage? This is the second time in as many days that this subject has come up (in my world, anyway). I shit you not. Thanks for adding to the strange week I am having.

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  5. sweetmother says:

    i do NOT believe it said that about your name??!!! did it? urban DICKtionary (isn’t that how you spell it?) needs to be taught a lesson, i tell ya. and lawwwwwd that ‘fecked hard’ search term. it’s so cray. so many people are coming to ur blog and mine for porn… and then they are sadly disappointed. looool. xoxo, sm

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  6. Mark Davis says:

    Mark :

    the most sexy, erotic, flirtatious, hot stuff, bootylicious 4 letter word you’ll ever see. If you spell it backwards, you get kram which according to urban dictionary means smoking weed/ganja/herb; how cool is that! I know you’re impressed. If you take the mark out of supermarket, all you’re left with is superet and that’s pretty stupid cause why would you go out to the superet, it makes no sense. Mark means warlike, especially in bed if ya know what i mean. Its definitely the coolest word/name ever cause if you spell it frontwards and backwards, its different!!!

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  7. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jillian

    I think my favorite of the several: A girl who is more like a goddess. Nobody is better at anything than this girl!! Cannot be beat at life in general.

    Oh yeah!

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  8. Cathy Ulrich says:

    Here you go, Vyv. I like it!

    Cathy:

    The act of being extremely interesting, smart, cool, athletic, and just about every positive thing that a person can be.
    Wow you were so Cathy!

    I wish I were as Cathy as you!

    Man you are so Cathy. If I were that Cathy I’d probably would have a pretty Cathy life!

    What do you think?

    Yours truly,

    Cathy

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  9. “1. ashley

    a bad ass motherfucker who who won’t take no shit off of nobody.”

    I’ll take it.

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  10. becca3416 says:

    1. Becca – to be hit in the face with an artificial penis.

    Not even joking.

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  11. Nicole Marie says:

    Bahahahaha, that is amazing. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nicole HOT DAMN I’M ON FIYA!

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  12. Those definitions are hilarious!
    You want to know what my name means? AND I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!!!

    David: a very hot guy usually nice and very funny

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  13. Whoaaa, little mermaid bondage? Hell-OO! Sounds…wet?

    Urbandictionary says only good things about the name Samantha–I’m a goddess, cute, gorgeous, etc. Then you look up Sam–someone who’s good at ‘masterbation’ (sic).

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    • vyvacious says:

      Hahaha!! Well something’s getting wet for some people, that’s for sure… I’m drafting a post for the mermaid bondage search terms, do not fret. I’ve got some hilarious ones!!! :P

      Ooh, a goddess and all lovely things!! The second one definitely sounds closer to you. Kidding!! Hahaha. Psh, a masterbating unicorn, puh-leaaase. So not real…is it…?

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