“Why You Waste Money?!!!!” Oh Mother…
Mother’s Day was a few Sundays ago, right? Did y’all do anything fun or did you tear your hair out (like me :P) trying to provide the perfect festivities to show appreciation to your mothers? I suppose we all have to thank our mothers for popping us out or even choosing to step in and raise us no matter how crazy they are … Continue reading
S’moreos, the answer to your s’mores and Oreo cravings!!
I like the way you look and I want me s’more. No really, I want me s’more… Ever craved s’mores AND Oreos at the same time but you’re too damn tired of relentlessly alternating between shoving cookie after cookie into your mouth? Well have I got the solution for you!! S’MOREOS! These babies have all … Continue reading
Will YOU be my Valentine? There’s fisting involved and lots of Valentine’s Day recipes!
Today is the day. Today is the day I ask you a VERY important question. Silence, please. No really…SHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Uhh, let me rephrase that…what I REALLY mean is… Will YOU be my Valentine?! :D :D :D You’re just so awesome and I’ve wanted to ask you forever! We could go eat a bunch of delicious … Continue reading
Super Moist & Decadent Red Velvet Cake with Perfect Cream Cheese Frosting for your hunny bunny
My friends are freaking awesome. For my friend’s, Amy’s, 25th birthday, we surprised her by renting a house in San Luis Obispo (SLO) and threw her a grand ‘ole party. I was, of course, in charge of making her birthday cake. I was very honored but oh so nervous! I had planned to make a … Continue reading
Because [she’s] the hero [WordPress] deserves, but not the one it needs right now
Friend: Vyvy, you wouldn’t be the same if you weren’t dirty. Me: I’m going to take that as a compliment. Now, some might be offended. Some might think “Well gee, does that make me a slut?” Thankfully, I hold no such negative thoughts about myself. Instead, I take that shit and turn it into gold. … Continue reading
Ring in the new year with buttseks and Cheddar Mac & Cheese
Enjoy this fantastic conversation regarding buttseks with Mama Bear that occurred the other day… MB: My butt hurts. Me: I immediately thought of buttseks MB: Oh *pause* doggy-style? *laughing, she starts to walk away* Me: No. I mean buttsex. MB: Yeah. That’s not doggy-style? Me: No… That means sex with your butthole. *look of horror* … Continue reading
Happy Birthday, Jesus
Happy Birthday, Jesus. No really… Happy Birthday…Jesus… I drove past this and immediately had to pull over from laughing so hard AND so I could snap this awesome picture to share with all y’all :P Christmas for my family is time for us to hang out and eat lots and lots of food. There’s always … Continue reading
Mermaid Bondage and Naughty Girl Holiday Cupcake Card Giveaway Winners
Have you ever seen Ariel, The Little Mermaid, in full glorified bondage? I have…and I have to say it’s quite disturbing. This certainly isn’t for the little ones so please shield their eyes for their own sake. It troubled me so much because I came upon her while walking around with my mom for goodness … Continue reading
Naughty Girl Holiday Cupcake Cards Giveaway
Apparently, someone has been a naughty, naughty girl. No, it’s not me. Jerks. This is the exact transcription of a conversation I had with my mom a few days ago… Mama Bear: I can’t believe Christmas is in 2 weeks! Me: You’re getting coal for Christmas. Mama Bear: Yeah, it’s supposed to be really foggy. … Continue reading
A tryptophan-induced coma leads to Three-Layered Oreo Fudge
I pushed off posting yesterday because I figured an extra day would help get the creative juices flowing, right? WRONG. I couldn’t be more wigged out on tryptophan and in dire need of a nap. I blame it all on the turkey …on the turkey, on the mashed potatoes, on the stuffing, on the pork … Continue reading
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