“Why You Waste Money?!!!!” Oh Mother…

Mother’s Day was a few Sundays ago, right?  Did y’all do anything fun or did you tear your hair out (like me :P) trying to provide the perfect festivities to show appreciation to your mothers?  I suppose we all have to thank our mothers for popping us out or even choosing to step in and raise us no matter how crazy they are … Continue reading

S’moreos, the answer to your s’mores and Oreo cravings!!

I like the way you look and I want me s’more.  No really, I want me s’more… Ever craved s’mores AND Oreos at the same time but you’re too damn tired of relentlessly alternating between shoving cookie after cookie into your mouth?  Well have I got the solution for you!! S’MOREOS! These babies have all … Continue reading

Will YOU be my Valentine? There’s fisting involved and lots of Valentine’s Day recipes!

Today is the day.  Today is the day I ask you a VERY important question. Silence, please. No really…SHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Uhh, let me rephrase that…what I REALLY mean is… Will YOU be my Valentine?! :D :D :D You’re just so awesome and I’ve wanted to ask you forever!  We could go eat a bunch of delicious … Continue reading

Super Moist & Decadent Red Velvet Cake with Perfect Cream Cheese Frosting for your hunny bunny

My friends are freaking awesome.  For my friend’s, Amy’s, 25th birthday, we surprised her by renting a house in San Luis Obispo (SLO) and threw her a grand ‘ole party.  I was, of course, in charge of making her birthday cake.  I was very honored but oh so nervous!  I had planned to make a … Continue reading

Because [she’s] the hero [WordPress] deserves, but not the one it needs right now

Friend:  Vyvy, you wouldn’t be the same if you weren’t dirty. Me:  I’m going to take that as a compliment. Now, some might be offended.  Some might think “Well gee, does that make me a slut?”  Thankfully, I hold no such negative thoughts about myself.  Instead, I take that shit and turn it into gold.  … Continue reading

Ring in the new year with buttseks and Cheddar Mac & Cheese

Enjoy this fantastic conversation regarding buttseks with Mama Bear that occurred the other day… MB:  My butt hurts. Me:  I immediately thought of buttseks MB:  Oh *pause* doggy-style? *laughing, she starts to walk away* Me:  No.  I mean buttsex. MB:  Yeah.  That’s not doggy-style? Me:  No…  That means sex with your butthole. *look of horror* … Continue reading

Happy Birthday, Jesus

Happy Birthday, Jesus.  No really… Happy Birthday…Jesus… I drove past this and immediately had to pull over from laughing so hard AND so I could snap this awesome picture to share with all y’all :P Christmas for my family is time for us to hang out and eat lots and lots of food.  There’s always … Continue reading

Mermaid Bondage and Naughty Girl Holiday Cupcake Card Giveaway Winners

S&M-friendly Ariel

Have you ever seen Ariel, The Little Mermaid, in full glorified bondage?  I have…and I have to say it’s quite disturbing. This certainly isn’t for the little ones so please shield their eyes for their own sake. It troubled me so much because I came upon her while walking around with my mom for goodness … Continue reading

Naughty Girl Holiday Cupcake Cards Giveaway

Apparently, someone has been a naughty, naughty girl.  No, it’s not me. Jerks. This is the exact transcription of a conversation I had with my mom a few days ago… Mama Bear:  I can’t believe Christmas is in 2 weeks! Me:  You’re getting coal for Christmas. Mama Bear:  Yeah, it’s supposed to be really foggy. … Continue reading

A tryptophan-induced coma leads to Three-Layered Oreo Fudge

I pushed off posting yesterday because I figured an extra day would help get the creative juices flowing, right?  WRONG.  I couldn’t be more wigged out on tryptophan and in dire need of a nap.  I blame it all on the turkey …on the turkey, on the mashed potatoes, on the stuffing, on the pork … Continue reading

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