Top 7 International Travel Tips (So You’re Not Facepalming Overseas)

I feel like everybody and their mom is traveling out of the country.  I have multiple friends who either just came back from Italy, France, Japan, Spain, etc., are currently there RIGHT NOW, or are on their way!! IT’S DRIVING ME FUCKING STIR CRAZY!!! Not that I’m not excited about their travel adventures because believe … Continue reading

“Why You Waste Money?!!!!” Oh Mother…

Mother’s Day was a few Sundays ago, right?  Did y’all do anything fun or did you tear your hair out (like me :P) trying to provide the perfect festivities to show appreciation to your mothers?  I suppose we all have to thank our mothers for popping us out or even choosing to step in and raise us no matter how crazy they are … Continue reading

Happy 2 Year Accident-versary to ME!

Note:  I wrote this post on the exact day of my accident but since I was traveling and didn’t have my photos handy, I thought I’d wait until I had all my ducks in a row before I posted it.  So here we are…  QUACK QUACK :P Today marks two years since my accident.  It feels … Continue reading

Who am I?

I’m not gonna lie…  I’ve been sitting on this post for weeks, maybe months.  I didn’t really change too much in between then and now, it just didn’t feel right.  Things were still going wonky in my life, I didn’t feel completely settled into my new place yet, my skin decided to have some crazy … Continue reading

Ir-RASH-tional

Well, cocks. I noticed a section of my left arm was slightly discolored after traveling. At first I thought nothing of it but as it got more prominent as the days passed, I figured that contacting my aunt who’s a doctor and explaining what my arm looked like couldn’t hurt. And then it began… My … Continue reading

I’m back, BITCHESSS!!!

GRRR!! I'm an animal!

I have been planning this post since the day of my accident.  I know I posted about my first steps while I was still in the first hospital (read about it here if you need a refresher) but I’ve always been planning my comeback post.  I knew that it would mean that I finally felt … Continue reading

S’moreos, the answer to your s’mores and Oreo cravings!!

I like the way you look and I want me s’more.  No really, I want me s’more… Ever craved s’mores AND Oreos at the same time but you’re too damn tired of relentlessly alternating between shoving cookie after cookie into your mouth?  Well have I got the solution for you!! S’MOREOS! These babies have all … Continue reading

Will YOU be my Valentine? There’s fisting involved and lots of Valentine’s Day recipes!

Today is the day.  Today is the day I ask you a VERY important question. Silence, please. No really…SHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Uhh, let me rephrase that…what I REALLY mean is… Will YOU be my Valentine?! :D :D :D You’re just so awesome and I’ve wanted to ask you forever!  We could go eat a bunch of delicious … Continue reading

Super Moist & Decadent Red Velvet Cake with Perfect Cream Cheese Frosting for your hunny bunny

My friends are freaking awesome.  For my friend’s, Amy’s, 25th birthday, we surprised her by renting a house in San Luis Obispo (SLO) and threw her a grand ‘ole party.  I was, of course, in charge of making her birthday cake.  I was very honored but oh so nervous!  I had planned to make a … Continue reading

Happy Lunar New Year!! Plus “My pictures, YOUR story” winners :)

I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Lunar New Year!  For those who don’t know, this is the Year of the Snake!  Pretty awesome, right? This morning, Mama Bear decided to tell me my fortune (for fun) for this year.  Something about traveling a lot, something about cars?  Yeah, I don’t get it either.  … Continue reading

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