Will YOU be my Valentine? There’s fisting involved and lots of Valentine’s Day recipes!
Today is the day. Today is the day I ask you a VERY important question.
Uhh, let me rephrase that…what I REALLY mean is…
Will YOU be my Valentine?!
:D :D :D
You’re just so awesome and I’ve wanted to ask you forever! We could go eat a bunch of delicious food, go dancing under the moonlight, and of course…fist each other! Don’t know what the hell I’m talking about? First, check Urban Dictionary’s definition of fisting, then please watch this very important video starring a very confused anal-yst (…too much…? :P) talking about President Obama and First Lady Michelle.
So what I learned was in order to feel physically bonded to my lover, someone needs to be the fister and someone needs to be the fistee. I guess if you’re all about equal rights, we can take turns. That’s true love, right?
If you already have plans with your predetermined lover, I understand. I won’t be thinking about the following statement at all…
I’ll be here in my Batman apron though, shoveling cake into my face. Just kidding. I’ll be wearing my Batman apron, shoveling cake into my face, WHILST shaking my boo-tay at Zumba tonight.
And for your sake (in case everything’s gone to shit and none of your expensive presents have arrived in time for this special, money-filled day), here are some yummy, perfect-for-Valentine’s sweet treats for that special someone in your life. Even if that special someone is YOU! ;)
Valentine’s Day Sweet Treats
Thin Mint Truffles – Heavenly melt in your mouth pieces of minty truffles. Let me tell ya, my friend, Shirley, LOVED them when I made some for her birthday :)
And don’t forget my Ghirardelli Triple Chocolate Truffle Brownies – super INTENSE truffle brownies that make you stop and moan a little, seriously. Ugh, just get in my belly already!!
Enjoy and get excited for a new recipe on Sunday! Have a fantastic Valentine’s, y’all!! I’ll think of you when I’m shaking my booty at Zumba tonight! ;)
Until next time, y’all!! :P