S’moreos, the answer to your s’mores and Oreo cravings!!

I like the way you look and I want me s’more.  No really, I want me s’more… Ever craved s’mores AND Oreos at the same time but you’re too damn tired of relentlessly alternating between shoving cookie after cookie into your mouth?  Well have I got the solution for you!! S’MOREOS! These babies have all … Continue reading

Will YOU be my Valentine? There’s fisting involved and lots of Valentine’s Day recipes!

Today is the day.  Today is the day I ask you a VERY important question. Silence, please. No really…SHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Uhh, let me rephrase that…what I REALLY mean is… Will YOU be my Valentine?! :D :D :D You’re just so awesome and I’ve wanted to ask you forever!  We could go eat a bunch of delicious … Continue reading

Super Moist & Decadent Red Velvet Cake with Perfect Cream Cheese Frosting for your hunny bunny

My friends are freaking awesome.  For my friend’s, Amy’s, 25th birthday, we surprised her by renting a house in San Luis Obispo (SLO) and threw her a grand ‘ole party.  I was, of course, in charge of making her birthday cake.  I was very honored but oh so nervous!  I had planned to make a … Continue reading

Bitches and Indulgent Chocolate Cake

I love the internet, don’t you?  Otherwise, this little gem would only be shared with other horrified teachers and shamed parents…and not with all of you folks :P Such a beauty, ain’t it?  Bitch…beach…it’s all the same really!! :P  Besides, if I didn’t have the internet, how would I met all of you?!  Well some … Continue reading

Nutty Online Dating and Butter Yellow Pudding Cupcakes

Can I just say that I have some of the best friends EVER?!  I was sitting at work today worrying because I didn’t have any material for this damn post.  I tried to write it two nights ago because I always seem to write better right before I head off to bed, but it just … Continue reading

Some of my favorite things: Batman & Dark Chocolate Frosting

Let’s talk about a few of my favorite things, shall we? :) I have a LOOOOT of favorite things so let’s focus on just two:  Batman & Dark Chocolate Frosting. Batman now, Dark Chocolate Frosting later ;) I decided to start the new year in style, all blinged out with this bad boy.  I even … Continue reading

I’m Larry(etta) The Cable [Gal] & I bring you Ghirardelli Triple Chocolate Truffle Brownies

For those of you who don’t know (first of all, SPOILER ALERT), The Cable Guy is about…well, a cable guy who goes a little bit cray-cray and obsessively tries to be friends with Ferris Bueller.  I mean who WOULDN’T want to be friends with Ferris Bueller?!  But really, I just recently watched it for the … Continue reading

Top 3 Travel NON-Regrets (#1 is nakedness)

I’m like The Boy Who Cried Wolf now, aren’t I? Well, actually I’m not since I’m naked in the following pictures! …Underneath my clothes… ;) (Anyone else hear Shakira’s song when you read that punchline? …No? :() So y’all read about my Top 3 Travel Regrets (#1 is not getting naked enough) post that came … Continue reading

Top 3 Travel Regrets (#1 is not getting naked enough)

Just kidding. Man, I can’t believe you guys fell for that… Now I know who’s REALLY dirty-minded!! ;) I’m currently sitting in a cold ass room waiting for an oil change, something that the Honda Dealership was unable to easily do for me on Friday morning without demanding the big $$$.  After waiting 3+ hours, … Continue reading

Because [she’s] the hero [WordPress] deserves, but not the one it needs right now

Friend:  Vyvy, you wouldn’t be the same if you weren’t dirty. Me:  I’m going to take that as a compliment. Now, some might be offended.  Some might think “Well gee, does that make me a slut?”  Thankfully, I hold no such negative thoughts about myself.  Instead, I take that shit and turn it into gold.  … Continue reading

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