Kylie Jenner ain’t got nothing on DEEZ Vyvacious lips!!!
Everyone lately has been talkin’ ’bout dem Kylie Jenner lips. Lots of tweens, teens, and even some famous folk are hankerin’ to mimic her full, plump pout. But as a friend of mine said,
“Kylie Jenner ain’t got nothing on you!!”
It’s true. It’s really, really true ;)
“Oh honey, no way you can beat MY lips.”
Seriously though, I guarantee you, I have the 100% natural, filter-free lips that would make Kylie Jenner run for the hills.
So while everyone else is cramming their lips into shotglasses and sucking the air out of ‘em to plump those kissers right up, I don’t have to do a damn thing :D
Waaaaaaaait for it…
In the form of cat/dog dander/hair, dust, pollen, nuts, you name it, I’m allergic to it!
I don’t need no stinking thousand-dollar put-me-under-the-knife procedure! No way, no how! Especially when I got deez babies going for me.
How you like dem (slightly misfigured) apples?
Because really, it’s about the au naturel nowadays right…? None of this, lemme stick my duck lips into a glass cup and suck to my heart’s content until my lips bruise the hell up… NOPE. These babies just come and go as they please, bringing that extra POP! into my life juuuuust when I need it most ;P
And the best part of all, it’s FREE!! The only thing I need to do is worry about my throat closing up or whatever. But I mean, that’s like the least of my worries when my lips looks THIS GOOD, right?!?
Back me up, people!! ;D
Now please, share some of your sexy lip/potential health-destroying allergy stories with me so I don’t feel so alone in this world… :)
Until next time y’all!! :P