Obama saved the cold as balls Rose Parade Decorating night
I’m sitting in the dark in my sexy PJs (read: Batman pants and a VERY flattering long sleeved plaid shirt – oh yes) trying to come up with an amazing title for this post or even an amazing opening…I got nothing. What does this post contain you may ask? –> Rose Parade Floats, inside pictures … Continue reading
Garlicky, Cheesy, Pasta-y Blog Love
He loves me, he really really loves me!! :D I wasn’t sure at first, but now I am!! …He loves me!! First, it started with him just telling me that he likes me. See? Vyvacious, I like you. There, it had to be said. Eric It could be because I paid him to say that … Continue reading
Happy Birthday, Jesus
Happy Birthday, Jesus. No really… Happy Birthday…Jesus… I drove past this and immediately had to pull over from laughing so hard AND so I could snap this awesome picture to share with all y’all :P Christmas for my family is time for us to hang out and eat lots and lots of food. There’s always … Continue reading
Bitches, here be that Brown Sugar Cloud Frosting recipe
My friends actually got offended that I didn’t say fucking in my opening line last post. So here it is, bitches. HOLY FUCKING GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!! Ya happy now?! See…? Feedback does you good, people ;) So remember those Chocolate Pudding Cupcakes that I mentioned on Friday? Well, the frosting was the talk of every … Continue reading
Great Balls of Fire Chocolate Pudding Cupcakes
Holy balls. Holy ‘effen great balls of fire!! The past 48 hours have been crazy up the wazoo!! Sorry about the lateness, folks! I know I was supposed to post on Thursday but I was running around like a maniac trying to finish everything. Soooo, enjoy this Friday post, y’all :P One of the reasons … Continue reading
Mermaid Bondage and Naughty Girl Holiday Cupcake Card Giveaway Winners
Have you ever seen Ariel, The Little Mermaid, in full glorified bondage? I have…and I have to say it’s quite disturbing. This certainly isn’t for the little ones so please shield their eyes for their own sake. It troubled me so much because I came upon her while walking around with my mom for goodness … Continue reading
Naughty Girl Holiday Cupcake Cards Giveaway
Apparently, someone has been a naughty, naughty girl. No, it’s not me. Jerks. This is the exact transcription of a conversation I had with my mom a few days ago… Mama Bear: I can’t believe Christmas is in 2 weeks! Me: You’re getting coal for Christmas. Mama Bear: Yeah, it’s supposed to be really foggy. … Continue reading
Thank goodness for breasts
Y’all read about all the finger-licking-good Cajun feast from Monday, right? If not, you should really check it out first before going any further… Shit’s about to get real with the dessert portion of that night. My friend had the brilliant idea to get donuts afterward and since we (the stragglers) were in Anaheim, M&M … Continue reading
The effervescence of youth reignited by crawfish and penis jokes
I didn’t think I could have that much fun on a Monday night. Seriously. A feast of crustaceans and sausages laid before us and with beers in our hands, we devoured the lot and left quite a mess. Fingers and hands dripping in that spicy, buttery, garlicky goodness that stuck to your core so you … Continue reading
Balls, Bathrooms, and Brown Sugar Buttercream Frosting
Last night, there were lots of balls thrust into unsuspecting faces at alarming speeds. There was lots of panting and lots and lots of liquid. Everywhere. Then, from a ticked off voice, I hear… Swim with it, don’t play with it!!! Huh? Oh yeah. I forgot to mention, I was at my cousin’s water polo … Continue reading
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