Happy Lunar New Year!! Plus “My pictures, YOUR story” winners :)

I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Lunar New Year!  For those who don’t know, this is the Year of the Snake!  Pretty awesome, right? This morning, Mama Bear decided to tell me my fortune (for fun) for this year.  Something about traveling a lot, something about cars?  Yeah, I don’t get it either.  … Continue reading

Vyvacious business cards, Sweet Motherfeckin’™ Cupcakes, and the Batman apron debauchle

Last night was Becky & Hayes Present:  Podcom 2/2!!  Aaaand I got a chance to sell my Sweet Motherfeckin’™ Cupcakes!  It was so exciting and fun and awesome!!  In preparation, I made Vyvacious business cards to hand out to people so they could check out my blog or email me for cupcake orders! :) First, … Continue reading

Because [she’s] the hero [WordPress] deserves, but not the one it needs right now

Friend:  Vyvy, you wouldn’t be the same if you weren’t dirty. Me:  I’m going to take that as a compliment. Now, some might be offended.  Some might think “Well gee, does that make me a slut?”  Thankfully, I hold no such negative thoughts about myself.  Instead, I take that shit and turn it into gold.  … Continue reading

Mermaid Bondage and Naughty Girl Holiday Cupcake Card Giveaway Winners

S&M-friendly Ariel

Have you ever seen Ariel, The Little Mermaid, in full glorified bondage?  I have…and I have to say it’s quite disturbing. This certainly isn’t for the little ones so please shield their eyes for their own sake. It troubled me so much because I came upon her while walking around with my mom for goodness … Continue reading

Seattle: Food Adventures (Part 1)

It’s not even 11am and I just wolfed down a cupcake.  I’m not talking about some cute little mini cupcake that makes you squeal at the sheer cuteness of it, I’m talking about its large “I’m-pregnant-with-twin-mini-cupcakes” mother.  Yeah, it’s BIGGER than a regular-sized cupcake.  This is what happens when I have early morning workouts AND … Continue reading

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