Will YOU be my Valentine? There’s fisting involved and lots of Valentine’s Day recipes!

Today is the day.  Today is the day I ask you a VERY important question. Silence, please. No really…SHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Uhh, let me rephrase that…what I REALLY mean is… Will YOU be my Valentine?! :D :D :D You’re just so awesome and I’ve wanted to ask you forever!  We could go eat a bunch of delicious … Continue reading

Bitches and Indulgent Chocolate Cake

I love the internet, don’t you?  Otherwise, this little gem would only be shared with other horrified teachers and shamed parents…and not with all of you folks :P Such a beauty, ain’t it?  Bitch…beach…it’s all the same really!! :P  Besides, if I didn’t have the internet, how would I met all of you?!  Well some … Continue reading

Some of my favorite things: Batman & Dark Chocolate Frosting

Let’s talk about a few of my favorite things, shall we? :) I have a LOOOOT of favorite things so let’s focus on just two:  Batman & Dark Chocolate Frosting. Batman now, Dark Chocolate Frosting later ;) I decided to start the new year in style, all blinged out with this bad boy.  I even … Continue reading

I’m Larry(etta) The Cable [Gal] & I bring you Ghirardelli Triple Chocolate Truffle Brownies

For those of you who don’t know (first of all, SPOILER ALERT), The Cable Guy is about…well, a cable guy who goes a little bit cray-cray and obsessively tries to be friends with Ferris Bueller.  I mean who WOULDN’T want to be friends with Ferris Bueller?!  But really, I just recently watched it for the … Continue reading

Great Balls of Fire Chocolate Pudding Cupcakes

Holy balls.  Holy ‘effen great balls of fire!!  The past 48 hours have been crazy up the wazoo!!  Sorry about the lateness, folks!  I know I was supposed to post on Thursday but I was running around like a maniac trying to finish everything.  Soooo, enjoy this Friday post, y’all :P One of the reasons … Continue reading

Emoticons and Chocolate Shortie Cakes

One summer in high school, I attended a program called Summer Leadership Academy (SLA).  We had various prominent speakers and got to take mini field trips to further enhance our leadership.  All I remember is that I was meeting new people and having the time of my life.  The last day, a big crowd of … Continue reading

Chocolate-Filled Cinnamon Sugar Monkey Bread Muffins (to be enjoyed from the depths of Korea)

I’m still sitting here trying to blink back tears.  Seajin, my dear friend, you’ll be sorely missed. I honestly don’t even know how to write this.  I don’t feel eloquent in my words or funny at all.  All I can do is just get it out…just get it out because maybe then I won’t be … Continue reading

Bacon Blue Cheese Guacamole Dip

Today, my work had a potluck.  Granted the recipe I’m giving you today is for Bacon Blue Cheese Guacamole buuut bear with me.  I’ve been a bit frazzled all of today since yesterday my tire blew out and I had to deal with that whole mess this morning too to get it changed.  I appreciated … Continue reading

Cookies & Cream Golden Oreo Bark

Oreo bark. Seems simple enough, doesn’t it? Well it was…and then I had to go and complicate things. What can I say, I’m a complicated girl. Wait, that’s not a good thing, is it? I’m…I’m…oh never mind. Here’s the recipe. Cookies & Cream Golden Oreo Bark *Note:  This is super duper sweet so if you’re … Continue reading

S’moas

Last night, I felt like making babies.  Now hold on…before you get your panties all in a bunch…hear me out!  I helped two elements make babies!! :D  …Not any better…?  Please don’t run away… :( What I’m trying to say is…last night, samoas fornicated with s’mores and gave birth to s’moas…all thanks to me no … Continue reading

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