“1, 2, 3…PENIS!!!” aaand Superbowl Munchies

1, 2, 3…PENIS!!!

That, my friends, is how I get my camera-shy friend, Christina, to smile :D  Muahahahaha.  Can I just say it works bloody well and that she looks lovely? :)

Vyvacious || Christina and her tea at Milk & Honey CafeFair warning, there is no rhyme or reason in this post.  It is literally a Milk and Honey Cafe drool fest filled with delicious foods and you will hate (but still dearly love) me when I’m done.  But trust me when I say you’ll want to stay all the way until the end regardless ;)  I’ve got a little (BIG) surprise for yooou! :D

Sausage.  In my mouth.

Vyvacious || Black Pepper and Garlic Sausage at Milk and Honey CafePepper and Garlic Sausage to be exact.  Yummy but not as good as my mom’s homemade style.

We also ordered the Popcorn Chicken which was easily my favorite savory dish out of the entire meal

Vyvacious || Popcorn Chicken at Milk and Honey CafeJust look at that cool cone holder thingiemabob.

And what would a Asian Cafe visit be without trying one of their drinks?  How good the Taro Slush is always tells me a lot about a place.

Vyvacious || Taro Slush from Milk & Honey CafeThis one was DEE-LICIOUS!!

So remember how it was just us two girls?  Well…I’m STILL not done with the food portion.  We also got shrimp pancakes.

Vyvacious || Shrimp Pancake at Milk and Honey CafeDid I mention I eat a lot?  Did I also mention that in the past few years I’ve become obsessed with dessert?  And y’all already knew I was obsessed with Batman, riiiiiiight? :)

So, Christina is awesome and special ordered our honey brick toast (dessert consisting of thick brick toast drizzled with honey and other toppings).  Guess what the special order was…?  Yup.  You guessed right, bitches.

Vyvacious || Batman Honey Toast from Milk & Honey CafeTa-daaaa!!! :D  Isn’t it fucking awesome!?!?  Can’t you just hear me screaming in excitement when they brought it out?  Can’t you just imagine the expressions of fear on their faces when I chortled as I took pictures of this beautiful creation from every possible angle?  Can’t you just feeeeeel my happiness?!?! :D  By the way, for those of you who don’t know what “chortled” means, you’re welcome.

Vyvacious || Chortled definition courtesy of GoogleOf COURSE, I need a picture WITH the Batman Honey Toast! :)

Vyvacious || Freaking awesome photo with me and the Batman Honey Toast :)Aaaaaand would you like to see how I decapitated him? :D  A little morbid, yes, but…he was tasty.  That’s what S/HE said…?  But not really…because come on…  Moving right along…

Vyvacious || Decapitated Batman at Milk and Honey CafeI’ll have you know, we were stuffed silly after all this food.  I am human after all.

Now, aren’t you glad you stayed all the way to the end of this post to see a decapitated Batman ice cream head?  I knew it.  You’re VERY welcome.  Oh wait, that wasn’t the little (BIG) surprise… :P  SURPRISE!!! <- (but not really if you read my title…) :D

Superbowl Munchies:

*All recipes are fantastically easy but super tasty!! When you click on the name of one (or all! :)) of the recipes, not only will you get that delicious recipes, you’ll also get to see a fantabulous post. Enjoy!! :D

Three-Layered Oreo Fudge

Vyvacious || Three-Layered Oreo FudgeChewy Thin Mint Treats

Grasshopper Mint Marshmallow TreatsHalf-assed Rice Krispies Treats

Vyvacious || Rice Krispies TreatsDouble-Layered Chewy Oreo Treats

Vyvacious || Chewy Oreo TreatsChocolate-Filled Cinnamon Sugar Monkey Bread Muffins

Vyvacious || Chocolate-filled cinnamon sugar monkey bread muffinsBacon Blue Cheese Guacamole Dip

Vyvacious || Bacon Blue Cheese Guacamole DipCookies & Cream Golden Oreo Bark


S'moasBananas for Oreos (BFOs)

BFOs - Bananas For Oreos!

Who are YOU rooting for in the Superbowl?  Or are you just there for all the food like me…?


Until next time, y’all!! :P

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43 Responses to ““1, 2, 3…PENIS!!!” aaand Superbowl Munchies”
  1. twindaddy says:

    “Sausage. In my mouth.”

    You’re so dirty.


  2. This post was amazing all the way down. Haven’t had rk squares in ages will have to try!


  3. Oooh, those chocolate filled cinnamon monkey bread muffins look good… I might have to try them!


  4. "HE WHO" says:

    My sugar level tripled just looking at the pictures!


  5. With that hot garlic breath your not going to get any penis LOL!!! Looks delicious and your hosting skills are top notch!! There was TO much food!


  6. denmother says:

    I think I just gained 10 pounds!


  7. gavmomof2 says:

    We need to switch our eating habits so that dessert is the first course. OMG! But the Guac is calling my name!!!! Maybe dessert and Guac YUM!!!! About the Super Bowl, not a huge football fan but am looking forward to the commercials and the FOOD!


    • vyvacious says:

      Yes, PLEASE!

      Oooh, good idea!!

      Definitely a fan of the food. This weekend holds a lot of baking for me so I’m hoping I can accomplish all of my baking in a timely manner and make it to everything I said I would :)


  8. Special K says:

    … Those need to go … “In My Mouth” <— those are the words I was talking about.

    I probably won't watch the superbowl … I will mostlikely enjoy some Cupcakes I buy on Saturday night …. From you!!!! ;-)


    • vyvacious says:


      Oh yay!! :D Soooo excited!!! :)

      I think people invite me to Superbowl parties because they want my delicious food… :P


      • Special K says:

        You know it!!! Let’s face it … Your masterpieces can’t be bought!!! OK … maybe! Everything has a price. FREE is a good Price. LOL


      • vyvacious says:

        Haha. Jerk. Well I wish it was “FREE” for me to make it but sadly it drains my bank account, especially when I’m baking 2-3 times a week for ~24 people at a time. Things get pricey, mang!


      • Special K says:

        Well, at least tomorrow are for some of the good men of the Air National Guard!!! Good for you!!! :-)


      • vyvacious says:

        Shhh, betch. I try not to share details of my work on here :) But thank you! I’m sure they’ll thank me with a mouthful of cupcake tomorrow ;)


  9. Soapmouth says:

    Your food looks freaking delicious!!!


  10. Nicole Marie says:

    Holy crap that all looks so amazing. How are you so little and cute yet you can eat enough for two grown men?!!?! Haha!! That Batman dessert is epic. Get that cookbook working!!!!!!


  11. maedez says:

    Haha, that Batman is hilarious. It made me laugh. Then I saw all of those drool-worthy food photos and practically cried. I always eat alone on Super Bowl Sunday. The Chef always works, although they are closing early this year. Still. I am now super jealous and want to make 10 times the food I can possibly eat. :) Gluttony IS the great American pastime, after all, not athletics.


  12. saradraws says:

    I’m sorry, did you say something about sports? I was imaging all that food in my face.


  13. Mitzie Mee says:

    That’s really a huge and scary Batman toast!!!


  14. Jenna Kvidt says:

    YUM!! I am super hungry right now too! I better go get something to eat :) That all looks amazing–especially that batman desert–that thing is crazy!


  15. All your snacks made me drool, and made me wish I was at your house rather than working superbowl! ^.^


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