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Our 2013 Burns Night Supper was a rousing success. It was a great reminder of what a wonderful, loyal, hilarious group of friends we have. The Chef and I spent months assembling every piece of the puzzle: the menu, music, guest list, drinks,…
“1, 2, 3…PENIS!!!” aaand Superbowl Munchies
1, 2, 3…PENIS!!! That, my friends, is how I get my camera-shy friend, Christina, to smile :D Muahahahaha. Can I just say it works bloody well and that she looks lovely? :) Fair warning, there is no rhyme or reason in this post. It is literally a Milk and Honey Cafe drool fest filled with … Continue reading
Nutty Online Dating and Butter Yellow Pudding Cupcakes
Can I just say that I have some of the best friends EVER?! I was sitting at work today worrying because I didn’t have any material for this damn post. I tried to write it two nights ago because I always seem to write better right before I head off to bed, but it just … Continue reading
Some of my favorite things: Batman & Dark Chocolate Frosting
Let’s talk about a few of my favorite things, shall we? :) I have a LOOOOT of favorite things so let’s focus on just two: Batman & Dark Chocolate Frosting. Batman now, Dark Chocolate Frosting later ;) I decided to start the new year in style, all blinged out with this bad boy. I even … Continue reading
Ring in the new year with buttseks and Cheddar Mac & Cheese
Enjoy this fantastic conversation regarding buttseks with Mama Bear that occurred the other day… MB: My butt hurts. Me: I immediately thought of buttseks MB: Oh *pause* doggy-style? *laughing, she starts to walk away* Me: No. I mean buttsex. MB: Yeah. That’s not doggy-style? Me: No… That means sex with your butthole. *look of horror* … Continue reading
Garlicky, Cheesy, Pasta-y Blog Love
He loves me, he really really loves me!! :D I wasn’t sure at first, but now I am!! …He loves me!! First, it started with him just telling me that he likes me. See? Vyvacious, I like you. There, it had to be said. Eric It could be because I paid him to say that … Continue reading
A tryptophan-induced coma leads to Three-Layered Oreo Fudge
I pushed off posting yesterday because I figured an extra day would help get the creative juices flowing, right? WRONG. I couldn’t be more wigged out on tryptophan and in dire need of a nap. I blame it all on the turkey …on the turkey, on the mashed potatoes, on the stuffing, on the pork … Continue reading
S’moas
Last night, I felt like making babies. Now hold on…before you get your panties all in a bunch…hear me out! I helped two elements make babies!! :D …Not any better…? Please don’t run away… :( What I’m trying to say is…last night, samoas fornicated with s’mores and gave birth to s’moas…all thanks to me no … Continue reading
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