Originally posted on A Small Press Life:
Our 2013 Burns Night Supper was a rousing success. It was a great reminder of what a wonderful, loyal, hilarious group of friends we have. The Chef and I spent months assembling every piece of the puzzle: the menu, music, guest list, drinks, poetry, toasts. Finally, on 25th…

“1, 2, 3…PENIS!!!” aaand Superbowl Munchies

1, 2, 3…PENIS!!! That, my friends, is how I get my camera-shy friend, Christina, to smile :D  Muahahahaha.  Can I just say it works bloody well and that she looks lovely? :) Fair warning, there is no rhyme or reason in this post.  It is literally a Milk and Honey Cafe drool fest filled with … Continue reading

Nutty Online Dating and Butter Yellow Pudding Cupcakes

Can I just say that I have some of the best friends EVER?!  I was sitting at work today worrying because I didn’t have any material for this damn post.  I tried to write it two nights ago because I always seem to write better right before I head off to bed, but it just … Continue reading

Some of my favorite things: Batman & Dark Chocolate Frosting

Let’s talk about a few of my favorite things, shall we? :) I have a LOOOOT of favorite things so let’s focus on just two:  Batman & Dark Chocolate Frosting. Batman now, Dark Chocolate Frosting later ;) I decided to start the new year in style, all blinged out with this bad boy.  I even … Continue reading

Ring in the new year with buttseks and Cheddar Mac & Cheese

Enjoy this fantastic conversation regarding buttseks with Mama Bear that occurred the other day… MB:  My butt hurts. Me:  I immediately thought of buttseks MB:  Oh *pause* doggy-style? *laughing, she starts to walk away* Me:  No.  I mean buttsex. MB:  Yeah.  That’s not doggy-style? Me:  No…  That means sex with your butthole. *look of horror* … Continue reading

Garlicky, Cheesy, Pasta-y Blog Love

He loves me, he really really loves me!! :D I wasn’t sure at first, but now I am!!  …He loves me!! First, it started with him just telling me that he likes me.  See? Vyvacious, I like you. There, it had to be said. Eric It could be because I paid him to say that … Continue reading

A tryptophan-induced coma leads to Three-Layered Oreo Fudge

I pushed off posting yesterday because I figured an extra day would help get the creative juices flowing, right?  WRONG.  I couldn’t be more wigged out on tryptophan and in dire need of a nap.  I blame it all on the turkey …on the turkey, on the mashed potatoes, on the stuffing, on the pork … Continue reading

S’moas

Last night, I felt like making babies.  Now hold on…before you get your panties all in a bunch…hear me out!  I helped two elements make babies!! :D  …Not any better…?  Please don’t run away… :( What I’m trying to say is…last night, samoas fornicated with s’mores and gave birth to s’moas…all thanks to me no … Continue reading

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