“1, 2, 3…PENIS!!!” aaand Superbowl Munchies
1, 2, 3…PENIS!!! That, my friends, is how I get my camera-shy friend, Christina, to smile :D Muahahahaha. Can I just say it works bloody well and that she looks lovely? :) Fair warning, there is no rhyme or reason in this post. It is literally a Milk and Honey Cafe drool fest filled with … Continue reading
Sweet Motherfeckin™ Cupcakes!!!
This Saturday, all my dreams come true!! :D I’m actually selling my cupcakes to the public. EEEEEEE!!!! :D Y’all remember my Sweet Mother made me fecking™ cry post right? :) It was so great meeting her and Wifesy!! Well, last time I was at Podcom at PodShare, I was crying from laughing so much. But … Continue reading
Fashionably late to the Blog Hop
It’s my first time guys, be gentle. I have never attended a Blog Hop before. I just imagine it to be something similar to a Sock Hop where everyone dons some super sexy socks and hops around. I will, of course, be wearing my Batman knee high socks with the little capes flapping in the … Continue reading
Vying to be Le Clown’s Bitch
Let’s be real here about Le Clown’s A Clown on Fire Club Member Wrangler Contest (ACOFCMW). Whoever applies for that shit is basically going to be Le Clown’s bitch if you win. I see no better example than Twindaddy’s post for El Presidente where Le Clown instructed him to delete every single emoticon I put … Continue reading
Bitches and Indulgent Chocolate Cake
I love the internet, don’t you? Otherwise, this little gem would only be shared with other horrified teachers and shamed parents…and not with all of you folks :P Such a beauty, ain’t it? Bitch…beach…it’s all the same really!! :P Besides, if I didn’t have the internet, how would I met all of you?! Well some … Continue reading
Nutty Online Dating and Butter Yellow Pudding Cupcakes
Can I just say that I have some of the best friends EVER?! I was sitting at work today worrying because I didn’t have any material for this damn post. I tried to write it two nights ago because I always seem to write better right before I head off to bed, but it just … Continue reading
Some of my favorite things: Batman & Dark Chocolate Frosting
Let’s talk about a few of my favorite things, shall we? :) I have a LOOOOT of favorite things so let’s focus on just two: Batman & Dark Chocolate Frosting. Batman now, Dark Chocolate Frosting later ;) I decided to start the new year in style, all blinged out with this bad boy. I even … Continue reading
Sweet Mother made me fecking™ cry
Can I just say…holy motherfecking™ llamas dancing in the purple candy sky!!!!!! I just met Sweet Mother and Wifesy last night!! I know y’all are jealous!! :P I cautiously entered the area known as Podshare for the Podcom last night, not knowing what to expect. I dragged 14 other unknowing fools along with me, promising … Continue reading
I’m Larry(etta) The Cable [Gal] & I bring you Ghirardelli Triple Chocolate Truffle Brownies
For those of you who don’t know (first of all, SPOILER ALERT), The Cable Guy is about…well, a cable guy who goes a little bit cray-cray and obsessively tries to be friends with Ferris Bueller. I mean who WOULDN’T want to be friends with Ferris Bueller?! But really, I just recently watched it for the … Continue reading
Top 3 Travel NON-Regrets (#1 is nakedness)
I’m like The Boy Who Cried Wolf now, aren’t I? Well, actually I’m not since I’m naked in the following pictures! …Underneath my clothes… ;) (Anyone else hear Shakira’s song when you read that punchline? …No? :() So y’all read about my Top 3 Travel Regrets (#1 is not getting naked enough) post that came … Continue reading
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