Will YOU be my Valentine? There’s fisting involved and lots of Valentine’s Day recipes!

Today is the day.  Today is the day I ask you a VERY important question. Silence, please. No really…SHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Uhh, let me rephrase that…what I REALLY mean is… Will YOU be my Valentine?! :D :D :D You’re just so awesome and I’ve wanted to ask you forever!  We could go eat a bunch of delicious … Continue reading

Halloween Double-layered Oreo Marshmallows + Candy GIVEAWAY!!

Happy (Early) Halloween, folks!!! :) Are all you ghouls and gals ready for some awesome trick-o-treating?  I know I am!  I’ll be all decked out in my Batman costume tomorrow :P  I know y’all are going to want to stay to the end of this post because I have a GIVEAWAY today!  My very first … Continue reading

S’moas

Last night, I felt like making babies.  Now hold on…before you get your panties all in a bunch…hear me out!  I helped two elements make babies!! :D  …Not any better…?  Please don’t run away… :( What I’m trying to say is…last night, samoas fornicated with s’mores and gave birth to s’moas…all thanks to me no … Continue reading

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