Happy Lunar New Year!! Plus “My pictures, YOUR story” winners :)

I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Lunar New Year!  For those who don’t know, this is the Year of the Snake!  Pretty awesome, right? This morning, Mama Bear decided to tell me my fortune (for fun) for this year.  Something about traveling a lot, something about cars?  Yeah, I don’t get it either.  … Continue reading

Ring in the new year with buttseks and Cheddar Mac & Cheese

Enjoy this fantastic conversation regarding buttseks with Mama Bear that occurred the other day… MB:  My butt hurts. Me:  I immediately thought of buttseks MB:  Oh *pause* doggy-style? *laughing, she starts to walk away* Me:  No.  I mean buttsex. MB:  Yeah.  That’s not doggy-style? Me:  No…  That means sex with your butthole. *look of horror* … Continue reading

Breasts, blue balls, and sperm – It’s a party over here

Blue Balls

Last week, my aunt was talking about grabbing breasts…last night, she wanted to give me blue balls.  I’m confused and highly disgusted. Here’s a little back story.  My cousin ran into something and got this huge bruise right under and to the side of his knee.  I was being a smart ass and that’s when … Continue reading

A tryptophan-induced coma leads to Three-Layered Oreo Fudge

I pushed off posting yesterday because I figured an extra day would help get the creative juices flowing, right?  WRONG.  I couldn’t be more wigged out on tryptophan and in dire need of a nap.  I blame it all on the turkey …on the turkey, on the mashed potatoes, on the stuffing, on the pork … Continue reading

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