Will YOU be my Valentine? There’s fisting involved and lots of Valentine’s Day recipes!
Today is the day. Today is the day I ask you a VERY important question. Silence, please. No really…SHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Uhh, let me rephrase that…what I REALLY mean is… Will YOU be my Valentine?! :D :D :D You’re just so awesome and I’ve wanted to ask you forever! We could go eat a bunch of delicious … Continue reading
Super Moist & Decadent Red Velvet Cake with Perfect Cream Cheese Frosting for your hunny bunny
My friends are freaking awesome. For my friend’s, Amy’s, 25th birthday, we surprised her by renting a house in San Luis Obispo (SLO) and threw her a grand ‘ole party. I was, of course, in charge of making her birthday cake. I was very honored but oh so nervous! I had planned to make a … Continue reading
Top 3 Travel Regrets (#1 is not getting naked enough)
Just kidding. Man, I can’t believe you guys fell for that… Now I know who’s REALLY dirty-minded!! ;) I’m currently sitting in a cold ass room waiting for an oil change, something that the Honda Dealership was unable to easily do for me on Friday morning without demanding the big $$$. After waiting 3+ hours, … Continue reading
Bitches, here be that Brown Sugar Cloud Frosting recipe
My friends actually got offended that I didn’t say fucking in my opening line last post. So here it is, bitches. HOLY FUCKING GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!! Ya happy now?! See…? Feedback does you good, people ;) So remember those Chocolate Pudding Cupcakes that I mentioned on Friday? Well, the frosting was the talk of every … Continue reading
Balls, Bathrooms, and Brown Sugar Buttercream Frosting
Last night, there were lots of balls thrust into unsuspecting faces at alarming speeds. There was lots of panting and lots and lots of liquid. Everywhere. Then, from a ticked off voice, I hear… Swim with it, don’t play with it!!! Huh? Oh yeah. I forgot to mention, I was at my cousin’s water polo … Continue reading
Emoticons and Chocolate Shortie Cakes
One summer in high school, I attended a program called Summer Leadership Academy (SLA). We had various prominent speakers and got to take mini field trips to further enhance our leadership. All I remember is that I was meeting new people and having the time of my life. The last day, a big crowd of … Continue reading
A tryptophan-induced coma leads to Three-Layered Oreo Fudge
I pushed off posting yesterday because I figured an extra day would help get the creative juices flowing, right? WRONG. I couldn’t be more wigged out on tryptophan and in dire need of a nap. I blame it all on the turkey …on the turkey, on the mashed potatoes, on the stuffing, on the pork … Continue reading
Chewy Thin Mint Treats In My Mouth
There are more Vegas pictures floating around out there, I just know it. Until they’re all in my possession, I’m going to postpone my Vegas, Part 3 post (but check out Part 1 and Part 2!!). I hear all the booing and ruckus, y’all are making. Believe me, I’m making it too! However, my third … Continue reading
Halloween Double-layered Oreo Marshmallows + Candy GIVEAWAY!!
Happy (Early) Halloween, folks!!! :) Are all you ghouls and gals ready for some awesome trick-o-treating? I know I am! I’ll be all decked out in my Batman costume tomorrow :P I know y’all are going to want to stay to the end of this post because I have a GIVEAWAY today! My very first … Continue reading
Lazy days mean a half-assed dessert: Rice Krispies Treats
All I did this weekend was sleep in, lay on my couch, and watch TV. It was freaking amazing!! The last time I had a relaxing day was when I was in Lyon several months ago. Seriously. I titled that post Most Relaxing Day Ever because it really was. Of course, while Lyon was filled … Continue reading
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