Happy Lunar New Year!! Plus “My pictures, YOUR story” winners :)

I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Lunar New Year!  For those who don’t know, this is the Year of the Snake!  Pretty awesome, right? This morning, Mama Bear decided to tell me my fortune (for fun) for this year.  Something about traveling a lot, something about cars?  Yeah, I don’t get it either.  … Continue reading

Because [she’s] the hero [WordPress] deserves, but not the one it needs right now

Friend:  Vyvy, you wouldn’t be the same if you weren’t dirty. Me:  I’m going to take that as a compliment. Now, some might be offended.  Some might think “Well gee, does that make me a slut?”  Thankfully, I hold no such negative thoughts about myself.  Instead, I take that shit and turn it into gold.  … Continue reading

Ring in the new year with buttseks and Cheddar Mac & Cheese

Enjoy this fantastic conversation regarding buttseks with Mama Bear that occurred the other day… MB:  My butt hurts. Me:  I immediately thought of buttseks MB:  Oh *pause* doggy-style? *laughing, she starts to walk away* Me:  No.  I mean buttsex. MB:  Yeah.  That’s not doggy-style? Me:  No…  That means sex with your butthole. *look of horror* … Continue reading

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