My pictures, YOUR story – What the hell happened last night?

Welcome to the first trial run of My pictures, YOUR story.  Help me figure out what the hell happened last night.  Was I abducted by aliens?  Am I spy hiding undercover?  Am I just frolicking around on a random night? Here are the pictures.  I shall patiently await your expertly woven tale to tell me … Continue reading

Originally posted on A Small Press Life:
Our 2013 Burns Night Supper was a rousing success. It was a great reminder of what a wonderful, loyal, hilarious group of friends we have. The Chef and I spent months assembling every piece of the puzzle: the menu, music, guest list, drinks, poetry, toasts. Finally, on 25th…

Urban Dictionary is a betch

So I hope y’all enjoyed my post last time on the fun shenanigans that were had at the Podcom.  For shame if you haven’t read it yet (don’t worry, you can redeem yourself ;) ->  Vyvacious business cards, Sweet Motherfeckin’™ Cupcakes, and the Batman apron debauchle). Needless to say, I woke up in the middle of … Continue reading

Vyvacious business cards, Sweet Motherfeckin’™ Cupcakes, and the Batman apron debauchle

Last night was Becky & Hayes Present:  Podcom 2/2!!  Aaaand I got a chance to sell my Sweet Motherfeckin’™ Cupcakes!  It was so exciting and fun and awesome!!  In preparation, I made Vyvacious business cards to hand out to people so they could check out my blog or email me for cupcake orders! :) First, … Continue reading

“1, 2, 3…PENIS!!!” aaand Superbowl Munchies

1, 2, 3…PENIS!!! That, my friends, is how I get my camera-shy friend, Christina, to smile :D  Muahahahaha.  Can I just say it works bloody well and that she looks lovely? :) Fair warning, there is no rhyme or reason in this post.  It is literally a Milk and Honey Cafe drool fest filled with … Continue reading

Sweet Motherfeckin™ Cupcakes!!!

This Saturday, all my dreams come true!! :D  I’m actually selling my cupcakes to the public.  EEEEEEE!!!! :D  Y’all remember my Sweet Mother made me fecking™ cry post right? :)  It was so great meeting her and Wifesy!! Well, last time I was at Podcom at PodShare, I was crying from laughing so much.  But … Continue reading

Fashionably late to the Blog Hop

It’s my first time guys, be gentle. I have never attended a Blog Hop before. I just imagine it to be something similar to a Sock Hop where everyone dons some super sexy socks and hops around. I will, of course, be wearing my Batman knee high socks with the little capes flapping in the … Continue reading

Vying to be Le Clown’s Bitch

Let’s be real here about Le Clown’s A Clown on Fire Club Member Wrangler Contest (ACOFCMW).  Whoever applies for that shit is basically going to be Le Clown’s bitch if you win.  I see no better example than Twindaddy’s post for El Presidente where Le Clown instructed him to delete every single emoticon I put … Continue reading

Bitches and Indulgent Chocolate Cake

I love the internet, don’t you?  Otherwise, this little gem would only be shared with other horrified teachers and shamed parents…and not with all of you folks :P Such a beauty, ain’t it?  Bitch…beach…it’s all the same really!! :P  Besides, if I didn’t have the internet, how would I met all of you?!  Well some … Continue reading

Nutty Online Dating and Butter Yellow Pudding Cupcakes

Can I just say that I have some of the best friends EVER?!  I was sitting at work today worrying because I didn’t have any material for this damn post.  I tried to write it two nights ago because I always seem to write better right before I head off to bed, but it just … Continue reading

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