Because [she’s] the hero [WordPress] deserves, but not the one it needs right now
Friend: Vyvy, you wouldn’t be the same if you weren’t dirty. Me: I’m going to take that as a compliment. Now, some might be offended. Some might think “Well gee, does that make me a slut?” Thankfully, I hold no such negative thoughts about myself. Instead, I take that shit and turn it into gold. … Continue reading
Women’s Day Off Means More Double-Layered Chewy Oreo Treats In My Belly
Did y’all know today is Women’s Day Off? Well, I didn’t get the freaking memo. Otherwise, I’d be chilling somewhere, sipping a cold drink, with my feet propped up. Of course, I think I may have misunderstood the purpose of this supposed holiday…add that to the fact that I don’t live in Iceland and now … Continue reading