S’moas

Last night, I felt like making babies.  Now hold on…before you get your panties all in a bunch…hear me out!  I helped two elements make babies!! :D  …Not any better…?  Please don’t run away… :( What I’m trying to say is…last night, samoas fornicated with s’mores and gave birth to s’moas…all thanks to me no … Continue reading

Sexy Samoas

Ok, so I almost died today.  As the car in front of me was spinning out of control heading straight for me, all I could think was, “But no one got to try my Sexy Samoas!!!”  Who the hell thinks that an instant before death?!  Apparently I do.  By some miracle, the car stopped inches … Continue reading

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