Ring in the new year with buttseks and Cheddar Mac & Cheese
Enjoy this fantastic conversation regarding buttseks with Mama Bear that occurred the other day… MB: My butt hurts. Me: I immediately thought of buttseks MB: Oh *pause* doggy-style? *laughing, she starts to walk away* Me: No. I mean buttsex. MB: Yeah. That’s not doggy-style? Me: No… That means sex with your butthole. *look of horror* … Continue reading
Obama saved the cold as balls Rose Parade Decorating night
I’m sitting in the dark in my sexy PJs (read: Batman pants and a VERY flattering long sleeved plaid shirt – oh yes) trying to come up with an amazing title for this post or even an amazing opening…I got nothing. What does this post contain you may ask? –> Rose Parade Floats, inside pictures … Continue reading
Garlicky, Cheesy, Pasta-y Blog Love
He loves me, he really really loves me!! :D I wasn’t sure at first, but now I am!! …He loves me!! First, it started with him just telling me that he likes me. See? Vyvacious, I like you. There, it had to be said. Eric It could be because I paid him to say that … Continue reading
Bitches, here be that Brown Sugar Cloud Frosting recipe
My friends actually got offended that I didn’t say fucking in my opening line last post. So here it is, bitches. HOLY FUCKING GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!! Ya happy now?! See…? Feedback does you good, people ;) So remember those Chocolate Pudding Cupcakes that I mentioned on Friday? Well, the frosting was the talk of every … Continue reading
Great Balls of Fire Chocolate Pudding Cupcakes
Holy balls. Holy ‘effen great balls of fire!! The past 48 hours have been crazy up the wazoo!! Sorry about the lateness, folks! I know I was supposed to post on Thursday but I was running around like a maniac trying to finish everything. Soooo, enjoy this Friday post, y’all :P One of the reasons … Continue reading
Thank goodness for breasts
Y’all read about all the finger-licking-good Cajun feast from Monday, right? If not, you should really check it out first before going any further… Shit’s about to get real with the dessert portion of that night. My friend had the brilliant idea to get donuts afterward and since we (the stragglers) were in Anaheim, M&M … Continue reading
Balls, Bathrooms, and Brown Sugar Buttercream Frosting
Last night, there were lots of balls thrust into unsuspecting faces at alarming speeds. There was lots of panting and lots and lots of liquid. Everywhere. Then, from a ticked off voice, I hear… Swim with it, don’t play with it!!! Huh? Oh yeah. I forgot to mention, I was at my cousin’s water polo … Continue reading
Emoticons and Chocolate Shortie Cakes
One summer in high school, I attended a program called Summer Leadership Academy (SLA). We had various prominent speakers and got to take mini field trips to further enhance our leadership. All I remember is that I was meeting new people and having the time of my life. The last day, a big crowd of … Continue reading
A tryptophan-induced coma leads to Three-Layered Oreo Fudge
I pushed off posting yesterday because I figured an extra day would help get the creative juices flowing, right? WRONG. I couldn’t be more wigged out on tryptophan and in dire need of a nap. I blame it all on the turkey …on the turkey, on the mashed potatoes, on the stuffing, on the pork … Continue reading
I’m Yelp Elite, BITCHESSS!!! :P
*deep breath in* I’M YELP ELITE, BITCHESSSSSSSSS :P I don’t think you understand how ecstatic I am…well maybe you have some idea but really…I’m so freaking excited. A lot of people have asked me, well what IS Yelp Elite? What does it mean? What free shit do you get? To be honest, I have no … Continue reading
