Because [she’s] the hero [WordPress] deserves, but not the one it needs right now

Friend:  Vyvy, you wouldn’t be the same if you weren’t dirty. Me:  I’m going to take that as a compliment. Now, some might be offended.  Some might think “Well gee, does that make me a slut?”  Thankfully, I hold no such negative thoughts about myself.  Instead, I take that shit and turn it into gold.  … Continue reading

Ring in the new year with buttseks and Cheddar Mac & Cheese

Enjoy this fantastic conversation regarding buttseks with Mama Bear that occurred the other day… MB:  My butt hurts. Me:  I immediately thought of buttseks MB:  Oh *pause* doggy-style? *laughing, she starts to walk away* Me:  No.  I mean buttsex. MB:  Yeah.  That’s not doggy-style? Me:  No…  That means sex with your butthole. *look of horror* … Continue reading

Obama saved the cold as balls Rose Parade Decorating night

Roscoe's Obama Special = 3 wings + waffle

I’m sitting in the dark in my sexy PJs (read:  Batman pants and a VERY flattering long sleeved plaid shirt – oh yes) trying to come up with an amazing title for this post or even an amazing opening…I got nothing.  What does this post contain you may ask?  –> Rose Parade Floats, inside pictures … Continue reading

Garlicky, Cheesy, Pasta-y Blog Love

He loves me, he really really loves me!! :D I wasn’t sure at first, but now I am!!  …He loves me!! First, it started with him just telling me that he likes me.  See? Vyvacious, I like you. There, it had to be said. Eric It could be because I paid him to say that … Continue reading

Bitches, here be that Brown Sugar Cloud Frosting recipe

Chocolate Pudding Cupcake Topped With Brown Sugar Cloud Frosting

My friends actually got offended that I didn’t say fucking in my opening line last post.  So here it is, bitches.  HOLY FUCKING GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!  Ya happy now?!  See…?  Feedback does you good, people ;) So remember those Chocolate Pudding Cupcakes that I mentioned on Friday?  Well, the frosting was the talk of every … Continue reading

Great Balls of Fire Chocolate Pudding Cupcakes

Holy balls.  Holy ‘effen great balls of fire!!  The past 48 hours have been crazy up the wazoo!!  Sorry about the lateness, folks!  I know I was supposed to post on Thursday but I was running around like a maniac trying to finish everything.  Soooo, enjoy this Friday post, y’all :P One of the reasons … Continue reading

Thank goodness for breasts

M&M Donuts in Anaheim

Y’all read about all the finger-licking-good Cajun feast from Monday, right? If not, you should really check it out first before going any further… Shit’s about to get real with the dessert portion of that night. My friend had the brilliant idea to get donuts afterward and since we (the stragglers) were in Anaheim, M&M … Continue reading

Balls, Bathrooms, and Brown Sugar Buttercream Frosting

Last night, there were lots of balls thrust into unsuspecting faces at alarming speeds.  There was lots of panting and lots and lots of liquid.  Everywhere.  Then, from a ticked off voice, I hear… Swim with it, don’t play with it!!! Huh?  Oh yeah.  I forgot to mention, I was at my cousin’s water polo … Continue reading

Emoticons and Chocolate Shortie Cakes

One summer in high school, I attended a program called Summer Leadership Academy (SLA).  We had various prominent speakers and got to take mini field trips to further enhance our leadership.  All I remember is that I was meeting new people and having the time of my life.  The last day, a big crowd of … Continue reading

A tryptophan-induced coma leads to Three-Layered Oreo Fudge

I pushed off posting yesterday because I figured an extra day would help get the creative juices flowing, right?  WRONG.  I couldn’t be more wigged out on tryptophan and in dire need of a nap.  I blame it all on the turkey …on the turkey, on the mashed potatoes, on the stuffing, on the pork … Continue reading

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