Sweet Mother made me fecking™ cry

Can I just say…holy motherfecking™ llamas dancing in the purple candy sky!!!!!! I just met Sweet Mother and Wifesy last night!!  I know y’all are jealous!! :P I cautiously entered the area known as Podshare for the Podcom last night, not knowing what to expect. I dragged 14 other unknowing fools along with me, promising … Continue reading

I’m Larry(etta) The Cable [Gal] & I bring you Ghirardelli Triple Chocolate Truffle Brownies

For those of you who don’t know (first of all, SPOILER ALERT), The Cable Guy is about…well, a cable guy who goes a little bit cray-cray and obsessively tries to be friends with Ferris Bueller.  I mean who WOULDN’T want to be friends with Ferris Bueller?!  But really, I just recently watched it for the … Continue reading

Top 3 Travel NON-Regrets (#1 is nakedness)

I’m like The Boy Who Cried Wolf now, aren’t I? Well, actually I’m not since I’m naked in the following pictures! …Underneath my clothes… ;) (Anyone else hear Shakira’s song when you read that punchline? …No? :() So y’all read about my Top 3 Travel Regrets (#1 is not getting naked enough) post that came … Continue reading

Top 3 Travel Regrets (#1 is not getting naked enough)

Just kidding. Man, I can’t believe you guys fell for that… Now I know who’s REALLY dirty-minded!! ;) I’m currently sitting in a cold ass room waiting for an oil change, something that the Honda Dealership was unable to easily do for me on Friday morning without demanding the big $$$.  After waiting 3+ hours, … Continue reading

Because [she’s] the hero [WordPress] deserves, but not the one it needs right now

Friend:  Vyvy, you wouldn’t be the same if you weren’t dirty. Me:  I’m going to take that as a compliment. Now, some might be offended.  Some might think “Well gee, does that make me a slut?”  Thankfully, I hold no such negative thoughts about myself.  Instead, I take that shit and turn it into gold.  … Continue reading

Ring in the new year with buttseks and Cheddar Mac & Cheese

Enjoy this fantastic conversation regarding buttseks with Mama Bear that occurred the other day… MB:  My butt hurts. Me:  I immediately thought of buttseks MB:  Oh *pause* doggy-style? *laughing, she starts to walk away* Me:  No.  I mean buttsex. MB:  Yeah.  That’s not doggy-style? Me:  No…  That means sex with your butthole. *look of horror* … Continue reading

Obama saved the cold as balls Rose Parade Decorating night

Roscoe's Obama Special = 3 wings + waffle

I’m sitting in the dark in my sexy PJs (read:  Batman pants and a VERY flattering long sleeved plaid shirt – oh yes) trying to come up with an amazing title for this post or even an amazing opening…I got nothing.  What does this post contain you may ask?  –> Rose Parade Floats, inside pictures … Continue reading

Garlicky, Cheesy, Pasta-y Blog Love

He loves me, he really really loves me!! :D I wasn’t sure at first, but now I am!!  …He loves me!! First, it started with him just telling me that he likes me.  See? Vyvacious, I like you. There, it had to be said. Eric It could be because I paid him to say that … Continue reading

Bitches, here be that Brown Sugar Cloud Frosting recipe

Chocolate Pudding Cupcake Topped With Brown Sugar Cloud Frosting

My friends actually got offended that I didn’t say fucking in my opening line last post.  So here it is, bitches.  HOLY FUCKING GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!  Ya happy now?!  See…?  Feedback does you good, people ;) So remember those Chocolate Pudding Cupcakes that I mentioned on Friday?  Well, the frosting was the talk of every … Continue reading

Great Balls of Fire Chocolate Pudding Cupcakes

Holy balls.  Holy ‘effen great balls of fire!!  The past 48 hours have been crazy up the wazoo!!  Sorry about the lateness, folks!  I know I was supposed to post on Thursday but I was running around like a maniac trying to finish everything.  Soooo, enjoy this Friday post, y’all :P One of the reasons … Continue reading

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