Thank goodness for breasts
Y’all read about all the finger-licking-good Cajun feast from Monday, right? If not, you should really check it out first before going any further… Shit’s about to get real with the dessert portion of that night. My friend had the brilliant idea to get donuts afterward and since we (the stragglers) were in Anaheim, M&M … Continue reading
The effervescence of youth reignited by crawfish and penis jokes
I didn’t think I could have that much fun on a Monday night. Seriously. A feast of crustaceans and sausages laid before us and with beers in our hands, we devoured the lot and left quite a mess. Fingers and hands dripping in that spicy, buttery, garlicky goodness that stuck to your core so you … Continue reading
Balls, Bathrooms, and Brown Sugar Buttercream Frosting
Last night, there were lots of balls thrust into unsuspecting faces at alarming speeds. There was lots of panting and lots and lots of liquid. Everywhere. Then, from a ticked off voice, I hear… Swim with it, don’t play with it!!! Huh? Oh yeah. I forgot to mention, I was at my cousin’s water polo … Continue reading
Emoticons and Chocolate Shortie Cakes
One summer in high school, I attended a program called Summer Leadership Academy (SLA). We had various prominent speakers and got to take mini field trips to further enhance our leadership. All I remember is that I was meeting new people and having the time of my life. The last day, a big crowd of … Continue reading
A tryptophan-induced coma leads to Three-Layered Oreo Fudge
I pushed off posting yesterday because I figured an extra day would help get the creative juices flowing, right? WRONG. I couldn’t be more wigged out on tryptophan and in dire need of a nap. I blame it all on the turkey …on the turkey, on the mashed potatoes, on the stuffing, on the pork … Continue reading
I’m Yelp Elite, BITCHESSS!!! :P
*deep breath in* I’M YELP ELITE, BITCHESSSSSSSSS :P I don’t think you understand how ecstatic I am…well maybe you have some idea but really…I’m so freaking excited. A lot of people have asked me, well what IS Yelp Elite? What does it mean? What free shit do you get? To be honest, I have no … Continue reading
Chewy Thin Mint Treats In My Mouth
There are more Vegas pictures floating around out there, I just know it. Until they’re all in my possession, I’m going to postpone my Vegas, Part 3 post (but check out Part 1 and Part 2!!). I hear all the booing and ruckus, y’all are making. Believe me, I’m making it too! However, my third … Continue reading
Vegas, babyyy!! {2}
Is it Friday yet? It sure feels like it should be. Yesterday, we talked about Vegas, Part 1. It was back-to-back alcohol-seeped fun. But don’t worry, my friends are a tough group, see? We’ll mess you up, mang! Apparently with a smile on our faces :P Except for Amanda…it looks like she means business so … Continue reading
I’m a fattie, especially when I’m in San Francisco
I love food Food loves me I’m a hungry girl you see With a great big bite And my happy eyes alight Won’t you chill in my belly? If read wrong, I sound like a cannibalistic psycho. But really I’m trying to express my love of food through my rendition of Barney’s song. I love … Continue reading
Halloween Double-layered Oreo Marshmallows + Candy GIVEAWAY!!
Happy (Early) Halloween, folks!!! :) Are all you ghouls and gals ready for some awesome trick-o-treating? I know I am! I’ll be all decked out in my Batman costume tomorrow :P I know y’all are going to want to stay to the end of this post because I have a GIVEAWAY today! My very first … Continue reading
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