Some of my favorite things: Batman & Dark Chocolate Frosting
Let’s talk about a few of my favorite things, shall we? :) I have a LOOOOT of favorite things so let’s focus on just two: Batman & Dark Chocolate Frosting. Batman now, Dark Chocolate Frosting later ;) I decided to start the new year in style, all blinged out with this bad boy. I even … Continue reading
Sweet Mother made me fecking™ cry
Can I just say…holy motherfecking™ llamas dancing in the purple candy sky!!!!!! I just met Sweet Mother and Wifesy last night!! I know y’all are jealous!! :P I cautiously entered the area known as Podshare for the Podcom last night, not knowing what to expect. I dragged 14 other unknowing fools along with me, promising … Continue reading
I’m Larry(etta) The Cable [Gal] & I bring you Ghirardelli Triple Chocolate Truffle Brownies
For those of you who don’t know (first of all, SPOILER ALERT), The Cable Guy is about…well, a cable guy who goes a little bit cray-cray and obsessively tries to be friends with Ferris Bueller. I mean who WOULDN’T want to be friends with Ferris Bueller?! But really, I just recently watched it for the … Continue reading
Top 3 Travel NON-Regrets (#1 is nakedness)
I’m like The Boy Who Cried Wolf now, aren’t I? Well, actually I’m not since I’m naked in the following pictures! …Underneath my clothes… ;) (Anyone else hear Shakira’s song when you read that punchline? …No? :() So y’all read about my Top 3 Travel Regrets (#1 is not getting naked enough) post that came … Continue reading
Top 3 Travel Regrets (#1 is not getting naked enough)
Just kidding. Man, I can’t believe you guys fell for that… Now I know who’s REALLY dirty-minded!! ;) I’m currently sitting in a cold ass room waiting for an oil change, something that the Honda Dealership was unable to easily do for me on Friday morning without demanding the big $$$. After waiting 3+ hours, … Continue reading
Because [she’s] the hero [WordPress] deserves, but not the one it needs right now
Friend: Vyvy, you wouldn’t be the same if you weren’t dirty. Me: I’m going to take that as a compliment. Now, some might be offended. Some might think “Well gee, does that make me a slut?” Thankfully, I hold no such negative thoughts about myself. Instead, I take that shit and turn it into gold. … Continue reading
Ring in the new year with buttseks and Cheddar Mac & Cheese
Enjoy this fantastic conversation regarding buttseks with Mama Bear that occurred the other day… MB: My butt hurts. Me: I immediately thought of buttseks MB: Oh *pause* doggy-style? *laughing, she starts to walk away* Me: No. I mean buttsex. MB: Yeah. That’s not doggy-style? Me: No… That means sex with your butthole. *look of horror* … Continue reading
Obama saved the cold as balls Rose Parade Decorating night
I’m sitting in the dark in my sexy PJs (read: Batman pants and a VERY flattering long sleeved plaid shirt – oh yes) trying to come up with an amazing title for this post or even an amazing opening…I got nothing. What does this post contain you may ask? –> Rose Parade Floats, inside pictures … Continue reading
Garlicky, Cheesy, Pasta-y Blog Love
He loves me, he really really loves me!! :D I wasn’t sure at first, but now I am!! …He loves me!! First, it started with him just telling me that he likes me. See? Vyvacious, I like you. There, it had to be said. Eric It could be because I paid him to say that … Continue reading
Happy Birthday, Jesus
Happy Birthday, Jesus. No really… Happy Birthday…Jesus… I drove past this and immediately had to pull over from laughing so hard AND so I could snap this awesome picture to share with all y’all :P Christmas for my family is time for us to hang out and eat lots and lots of food. There’s always … Continue reading
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