Top 3 Travel Regrets (#1 is not getting naked enough)

Posted by Vyvacious on January 6, 2013 · 44 Comments 

Just kidding. Man, I can’t believe you guys fell for that… Now I know who’s REALLY dirty-minded!! ;) I’m currently sitting in a cold ass room waiting for an oil change, something that the Honda Dealership was unable to easily do for me on Friday morning without demanding the big $$$.  After waiting 3+ hours, … Continue reading →

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Because [she’s] the hero [WordPress] deserves, but not the one it needs right now

Posted by Vyvacious on January 3, 2013 · 20 Comments 

Friend:  Vyvy, you wouldn’t be the same if you weren’t dirty. Me:  I’m going to take that as a compliment. Now, some might be offended.  Some might think “Well gee, does that make me a slut?”  Thankfully, I hold no such negative thoughts about myself.  Instead, I take that shit and turn it into gold.  … Continue reading →

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Ring in the new year with buttseks and Cheddar Mac & Cheese

Posted by Vyvacious on January 1, 2013 · 41 Comments 

Enjoy this fantastic conversation regarding buttseks with Mama Bear that occurred the other day… MB:  My butt hurts. Me:  I immediately thought of buttseks MB:  Oh *pause* doggy-style? *laughing, she starts to walk away* Me:  No.  I mean buttsex. MB:  Yeah.  That’s not doggy-style? Me:  No…  That means sex with your butthole. *look of horror* … Continue reading →

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