It’s a Breast-Grabbing-Kinda Thanksgiving + Batman Wreath :)
Last night, I had the pleasure of hearing my aunt yell “Grab the breasts, grab the breasts!!” to a guy my age who was standing next to me. Needless to say, I was scared that she meant my supple pair. Luckily, she was talking about turkey breasts. My mom, aunt, and I volunteered last night … Continue reading
I’m Yelp Elite, BITCHESSS!!! :P
*deep breath in* I’M YELP ELITE, BITCHESSSSSSSSS :P I don’t think you understand how ecstatic I am…well maybe you have some idea but really…I’m so freaking excited. A lot of people have asked me, well what IS Yelp Elite? What does it mean? What free shit do you get? To be honest, I have no … Continue reading
Chewy Thin Mint Treats In My Mouth
There are more Vegas pictures floating around out there, I just know it. Until they’re all in my possession, I’m going to postpone my Vegas, Part 3 post (but check out Part 1 and Part 2!!). I hear all the booing and ruckus, y’all are making. Believe me, I’m making it too! However, my third … Continue reading
Vegas, babyyy!! {2}
Is it Friday yet? It sure feels like it should be. Yesterday, we talked about Vegas, Part 1. It was back-to-back alcohol-seeped fun. But don’t worry, my friends are a tough group, see? We’ll mess you up, mang! Apparently with a smile on our faces :P Except for Amanda…it looks like she means business so … Continue reading
Vegas, babyyy!! {1}
I can’t feel my toes. Let’s be specific, I can’t feel the four left toes on my left foot. My big toe is slightly numb where it touches my second toe. My second toe is pretty much all the way numb. And the other three are that weird tingly numb. I’m totally fine, right? Someone … Continue reading
I’m a fattie, especially when I’m in San Francisco
I love food Food loves me I’m a hungry girl you see With a great big bite And my happy eyes alight Won’t you chill in my belly? If read wrong, I sound like a cannibalistic psycho. But really I’m trying to express my love of food through my rendition of Barney’s song. I love … Continue reading
Halloween Double-layered Oreo Marshmallows + Candy GIVEAWAY!!
Happy (Early) Halloween, folks!!! :) Are all you ghouls and gals ready for some awesome trick-o-treating? I know I am! I’ll be all decked out in my Batman costume tomorrow :P I know y’all are going to want to stay to the end of this post because I have a GIVEAWAY today! My very first … Continue reading
Lazy days mean a half-assed dessert: Rice Krispies Treats
All I did this weekend was sleep in, lay on my couch, and watch TV. It was freaking amazing!! The last time I had a relaxing day was when I was in Lyon several months ago. Seriously. I titled that post Most Relaxing Day Ever because it really was. Of course, while Lyon was filled … Continue reading
Women’s Day Off Means More Double-Layered Chewy Oreo Treats In My Belly
Did y’all know today is Women’s Day Off? Well, I didn’t get the freaking memo. Otherwise, I’d be chilling somewhere, sipping a cold drink, with my feet propped up. Of course, I think I may have misunderstood the purpose of this supposed holiday…add that to the fact that I don’t live in Iceland and now … Continue reading
Florida Adventures (Part 2): Mango margaritas for underage kids
I bet you’re curious as to my post title, eh? Well let me tell ya, I visited China, Italy, Mexico, & Poland…all in one day. It was pretty fantastic. Not only did I devour a bounty of food, I drank my way through every country as well. I didn’t get carded once. That is, until … Continue reading
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