Bitches, here be that Brown Sugar Cloud Frosting recipe
My friends actually got offended that I didn’t say fucking in my opening line last post. So here it is, bitches. HOLY FUCKING GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!! Ya happy now?! See…? Feedback does you good, people ;) So remember those Chocolate Pudding Cupcakes that I mentioned on Friday? Well, the frosting was the talk of every … Continue reading
Great Balls of Fire Chocolate Pudding Cupcakes
Holy balls. Holy ‘effen great balls of fire!! The past 48 hours have been crazy up the wazoo!! Sorry about the lateness, folks! I know I was supposed to post on Thursday but I was running around like a maniac trying to finish everything. Soooo, enjoy this Friday post, y’all :P One of the reasons … Continue reading
Mermaid Bondage and Naughty Girl Holiday Cupcake Card Giveaway Winners
Have you ever seen Ariel, The Little Mermaid, in full glorified bondage? I have…and I have to say it’s quite disturbing. This certainly isn’t for the little ones so please shield their eyes for their own sake. It troubled me so much because I came upon her while walking around with my mom for goodness … Continue reading
Naughty Girl Holiday Cupcake Cards Giveaway
Apparently, someone has been a naughty, naughty girl. No, it’s not me. Jerks. This is the exact transcription of a conversation I had with my mom a few days ago… Mama Bear: I can’t believe Christmas is in 2 weeks! Me: You’re getting coal for Christmas. Mama Bear: Yeah, it’s supposed to be really foggy. … Continue reading
Thank goodness for breasts
Y’all read about all the finger-licking-good Cajun feast from Monday, right? If not, you should really check it out first before going any further… Shit’s about to get real with the dessert portion of that night. My friend had the brilliant idea to get donuts afterward and since we (the stragglers) were in Anaheim, M&M … Continue reading
The effervescence of youth reignited by crawfish and penis jokes
I didn’t think I could have that much fun on a Monday night. Seriously. A feast of crustaceans and sausages laid before us and with beers in our hands, we devoured the lot and left quite a mess. Fingers and hands dripping in that spicy, buttery, garlicky goodness that stuck to your core so you … Continue reading
Balls, Bathrooms, and Brown Sugar Buttercream Frosting
Last night, there were lots of balls thrust into unsuspecting faces at alarming speeds. There was lots of panting and lots and lots of liquid. Everywhere. Then, from a ticked off voice, I hear… Swim with it, don’t play with it!!! Huh? Oh yeah. I forgot to mention, I was at my cousin’s water polo … Continue reading
Emoticons and Chocolate Shortie Cakes
One summer in high school, I attended a program called Summer Leadership Academy (SLA). We had various prominent speakers and got to take mini field trips to further enhance our leadership. All I remember is that I was meeting new people and having the time of my life. The last day, a big crowd of … Continue reading
Breasts, blue balls, and sperm – It’s a party over here
Last week, my aunt was talking about grabbing breasts…last night, she wanted to give me blue balls. I’m confused and highly disgusted. Here’s a little back story. My cousin ran into something and got this huge bruise right under and to the side of his knee. I was being a smart ass and that’s when … Continue reading
A tryptophan-induced coma leads to Three-Layered Oreo Fudge
I pushed off posting yesterday because I figured an extra day would help get the creative juices flowing, right? WRONG. I couldn’t be more wigged out on tryptophan and in dire need of a nap. I blame it all on the turkey …on the turkey, on the mashed potatoes, on the stuffing, on the pork … Continue reading
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