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“Why You Waste Money?!!!!” Oh Mother…

Mother’s Day was a few Sundays ago, right?  Did y’all do anything fun or did you tear your hair out (like me :P) trying to provide the perfect festivities to show appreciation to your mothers?  I suppose we all have to thank our mothers for popping us out or even choosing to step in and raise us no matter how crazy they are … Continue reading

Kylie Jenner ain’t got nothing on DEEZ Vyvacious lips!!!

Everyone lately has been talkin’ ’bout dem Kylie Jenner lips.  Lots of tweens, teens, and even some famous folk are hankerin’ to mimic her full, plump pout.  But as a friend of mine said, “Kylie Jenner ain’t got nothing on you!!” It’s true.  It’s really, really true ;) I look at all these sad, sad … Continue reading

Vyvy Bowling

It’s the latest craze in town.  The kids can’t stop talking about it.  It’s fun, it’s quirky, it’s heavily addicting… IT’S… Sounds made up?  I, along with several good college friends of mine, can assure you that this is completely 100% true. The funny thing is that I had already written a rough draft of … Continue reading

Happy 2 Year Accident-versary to ME!

Note:  I wrote this post on the exact day of my accident but since I was traveling and didn’t have my photos handy, I thought I’d wait until I had all my ducks in a row before I posted it.  So here we are…  QUACK QUACK :P Today marks two years since my accident.  It feels … Continue reading

Who am I?

I’m not gonna lie…  I’ve been sitting on this post for weeks, maybe months.  I didn’t really change too much in between then and now, it just didn’t feel right.  Things were still going wonky in my life, I didn’t feel completely settled into my new place yet, my skin decided to have some crazy … Continue reading

Ir-RASH-tional

Well, cocks. I noticed a section of my left arm was slightly discolored after traveling. At first I thought nothing of it but as it got more prominent as the days passed, I figured that contacting my aunt who’s a doctor and explaining what my arm looked like couldn’t hurt. And then it began… My … Continue reading

GRRR!! I'm an animal!

I’m back, BITCHESSS!!!

I have been planning this post since the day of my accident.  I know I posted about my first steps while I was still in the first hospital (read about it here if you need a refresher) but I’ve always been planning my comeback post.  I knew that it would mean that I finally felt … Continue reading

My first steps

I’m sure a mother watching her child’s first steps for the first time conveys a multitude of emotions I can’t even begin to describe. Joy. Happiness. Excitement. Awe. Wonder. I don’t remember what my first steps as a child were like. I’m sure I clapped my hands and bubbles frothed from my mouth in excitement. … Continue reading

S’moreos, the answer to your s’mores and Oreo cravings!!

I like the way you look and I want me s’more.  No really, I want me s’more… Ever craved s’mores AND Oreos at the same time but you’re too damn tired of relentlessly alternating between shoving cookie after cookie into your mouth?  Well have I got the solution for you!! S’MOREOS! These babies have all … Continue reading

Will YOU be my Valentine? There’s fisting involved and lots of Valentine’s Day recipes!

Today is the day.  Today is the day I ask you a VERY important question. Silence, please. No really…SHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Uhh, let me rephrase that…what I REALLY mean is… Will YOU be my Valentine?! :D :D :D You’re just so awesome and I’ve wanted to ask you forever!  We could go eat a bunch of delicious … Continue reading

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