Urban Dictionary is a betch
So I hope y’all enjoyed my post last time on the fun shenanigans that were had at the Podcom. For shame if you haven’t read it yet (don’t worry, you can redeem yourself ;) -> Vyvacious business cards, Sweet Motherfeckin’™ Cupcakes, and the Batman apron debauchle).
Needless to say, I woke up in the middle of the night and freaked out because I thought I spelled “debauchle” wrong, which, according to Google, I technically did.
But CLEARLYYY, I wasn’t going off of Google’s definition. Pish posh, I say!! Google Schmoogle! I was referring to trustworthy Urban Dictionary of course :D
That’s right, folks. Not just any results but, “sexy results“. Bada-bing-bada-boom.
All this confusion over what definition holds precedence got me thinking about one of Sweet Mother’s acts at the Podcom on Saturday. Sweet Mother, by the way, doesn’t go by Becky anymore. Oh no, it’s REBECCA Donohue now… Why, you might ask? Well, good question friends, here you go.
Lovely, isn’t it? I laughed so hard during this part of Sweet Mother’s set on Saturday night. Oh lawd. I don’t remember when but during one of her sets, I laughed so hard I cried. I think it’s becoming a thing. I cried the first time I went to her show (you can read all about it in Sweet Mother made me fecking’™ cry) and I cried at the most recent Podcom. That’s how good she really is.
Before we move on, I’d also like to share with you this lovely picture of the search terms I found waiting for me this morning… These are some of the search terms that led people to my site. Sweet Mother, would you like to explain? Wifesy have anything to do with this…? :P
Now I know what y’all really are wondering, “What does YOUR name mean, Vyvy (a.k.a. Vyvacious)?” Have at it, folks.
Fan-fucking-tastic. Great, just great. Thank you, Urban Dictionary for exposing my secrets. How the fuck am I supposed to take over the sex world if you announce it to fucking everyone?!? Unless if that helps…
I was thinking more along the lines of a subtle, silent, deadly, sexy (?) takeover. But now…now I just have to go balls-to-the-walls and do this shit. Wait, I don’t have balls…you know what I mean! Take the bulls by the horns and… You know what? Forget it. But heeeey, “the Vyvy’s are coming!” according to Urban Dictionary so you better watch out ;)
I bet Mama Bear right now has no idea what the fuck is going on. Don’t worry, Mama Bear, neither do I. I did, however, fall out of my chair from laughing when I saw my name’s definition though :P
Today was a quickie post, y’all. No recipe this time, lo siento. Sometimes, quickies are good though. Know what I mean? ;) Now, it’s your turn.
What does YOUR name mean
via Urban Dictionary?
I shall be waiting patiently with my leather riding crop and some whipped cream. Half kidding.
Until next time, y’all!! :P
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Vyvacious 
Surprisingly accurate. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sean
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Oh helloooo. It IS surprisingly accurate ;) Haha!
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Amazing!!! Read it and weap!!
http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=karla
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Hahaha, I am weeping!! :( Mine is so damn vulgar and yours are so nice and hilarious!!
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I’m an angel sent from heaven. LOL
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Sigh. Ok, “angel”. I’m still trying to drink all that damn water I need to drink and I’m failing miserably.
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Which half were you kidding about?
Ira is not in the dictionary. IRA is (Irish Republican Army). However, I was named after my grandfather who was named Israel, and they didn’t think I would like that name, so they chose Ira. Microsoft thinks my name is IRS, because that’s what the spell check keeps correcting to. And the credit union thinks I’m an Individual Retirement Account. Ask Nora Sharp, she calls me Ira sweet Ira ( started by an old ad from the credit union for their IRA account).
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I’m going to let everyone ponder that on your own time. Haha.
You should add it to the dictionary, Ira!! All your other definitions are hilarious though! :P
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sounds about right ;)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=amanda
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Haha it does!! ;) Especially the love and beautiful part! <3
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Well – the spelling is about as bad as my mom’s was when she named me:
Lorri, is an amazing yet eligent name. very intheusiastic person, fun to be aroung but can talk way to much. Beautiful, blue eyes and very smart
Boy 1 – “oh wow lorri is beautiful”
Boy 2 – “she’s mine.”
lorri beautiful eligent amaxing awesome
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Oh my goodness! Maybe your mom wrote it?! :P
Well it seems you are all of the above so bravo to your mom for choosing the perfect name!
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LOL – I think she did fine, although I will never be able to buy a coffee cup with my name on it.
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Me neither ;) but that’s what makes us special!! I love handmade gifts anyway :P
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Little Mermaid bondage? This is the second time in as many days that this subject has come up (in my world, anyway). I shit you not. Thanks for adding to the strange week I am having.
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Hahaha! Well in case you haven’t read it already, here is one of my posts. I get flagged SO MUCH for mermaid bondage…you wouldn’t believe it! It shall be a blog post one of these days ;)
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Oh, wow. That was an interesting photo in your old post. What were they thinking? Not as disturbing as my other Little Mermaid experience of the week, but still pretty skeevy.
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Haha I’m not sure but it was a sight to see!!
I’m scared to ask but…what was your other Little Mermaid experience of the week…?
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I would have done a double-take and taken a pic, too!
It is a longish story and a bit weird, but if you really want to know e-mail me and I will give you a bit of background info and a link. Ultimately, it is really funny (but only if you have the background info).
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i do NOT believe it said that about your name??!!! did it? urban DICKtionary (isn’t that how you spell it?) needs to be taught a lesson, i tell ya. and lawwwwwd that ‘fecked hard’ search term. it’s so cray. so many people are coming to ur blog and mine for porn… and then they are sadly disappointed. looool. xoxo, sm
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Yessssssss, it did!!! Hahaha!!
It should be how you spell it!! Haha. Let’s give a good spankin’!!
I know! Ah well, at least they get some mildly dirty humor :P
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Mark :
the most sexy, erotic, flirtatious, hot stuff, bootylicious 4 letter word you’ll ever see. If you spell it backwards, you get kram which according to urban dictionary means smoking weed/ganja/herb; how cool is that! I know you’re impressed. If you take the mark out of supermarket, all you’re left with is superet and that’s pretty stupid cause why would you go out to the superet, it makes no sense. Mark means warlike, especially in bed if ya know what i mean. Its definitely the coolest word/name ever cause if you spell it frontwards and backwards, its different!!!
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Hahaha!! Wow! Yours is very thorough… So, are you normally flirtatious? Because then maybe this definition could be true-ish? Haha
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jillian
I think my favorite of the several: A girl who is more like a goddess. Nobody is better at anything than this girl!! Cannot be beat at life in general.
Oh yeah!
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Ooooh!! So spot on!! ;) man…everyone’s is so great!! Mine is so…slutty :( haha!
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Hahahahaha! At least it’s spot on with your mind? I mean, as in like dirty mind, not like a slutty mind >.<
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Siiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhh. You better not be accusing me of having a slutty mind!! Hahaha. I think it’s funny :P
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I would NEVER! ….
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Hahaha!
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Here you go, Vyv. I like it!
Cathy:
The act of being extremely interesting, smart, cool, athletic, and just about every positive thing that a person can be.
Wow you were so Cathy!
I wish I were as Cathy as you!
Man you are so Cathy. If I were that Cathy I’d probably would have a pretty Cathy life!
What do you think?
Yours truly,
Cathy
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Wow!! Yours is so freaking nice and true!! I love it :) I think it’s fantastic! :)
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“1. ashley
a bad ass motherfucker who who won’t take no shit off of nobody.”
I’ll take it.
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Haha!! So good!
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1. Becca – to be hit in the face with an artificial penis.
Not even joking.
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HAHAHAHAHA!! Yours is one of my all time favorites!!! :P
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It’s unsettlingly fantastic.
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That’s what I thought about mine… :P
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Bahahahaha, that is amazing. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nicole HOT DAMN I’M ON FIYA!
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Oh my goodness, you are!! TOO HOT TO HANDLE!!!
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Those definitions are hilarious!
You want to know what my name means? AND I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!!!
David: a very hot guy usually nice and very funny
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Spot on, my friend!!
Does this mean my definition is true too…?
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I hope so!
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Hahahaha!! Someday…I’m going to make a lucky man very, very happy ;)
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Especially if they are from outer space!
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Damn right!!
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Whoaaa, little mermaid bondage? Hell-OO! Sounds…wet?
Urbandictionary says only good things about the name Samantha–I’m a goddess, cute, gorgeous, etc. Then you look up Sam–someone who’s good at ‘masterbation’ (sic).
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Hahaha!! Well something’s getting wet for some people, that’s for sure… I’m drafting a post for the mermaid bondage search terms, do not fret. I’ve got some hilarious ones!!! :P
Ooh, a goddess and all lovely things!! The second one definitely sounds closer to you. Kidding!! Hahaha. Psh, a masterbating unicorn, puh-leaaase. So not real…is it…?
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Truly no matter if someone doesn’t know after that its up to other visitors that they will assist, so here it happens.
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