“1, 2, 3…PENIS!!!” aaand Superbowl Munchies
1, 2, 3…PENIS!!!
That, my friends, is how I get my camera-shy friend, Christina, to smile :D Muahahahaha. Can I just say it works bloody well and that she looks lovely? :)
Fair warning, there is no rhyme or reason in this post. It is literally a Milk and Honey Cafe drool fest filled with delicious foods and you will hate (but still dearly love) me when I’m done. But trust me when I say you’ll want to stay all the way until the end regardless ;) I’ve got a little (BIG) surprise for yooou! :D
Sausage. In my mouth.
Pepper and Garlic Sausage to be exact. Yummy but not as good as my mom’s homemade style.
We also ordered the Popcorn Chicken which was easily my favorite savory dish out of the entire meal
Just look at that cool cone holder thingiemabob.
And what would a Asian Cafe visit be without trying one of their drinks? How good the Taro Slush is always tells me a lot about a place.
This one was DEE-LICIOUS!!
So remember how it was just us two girls? Well…I’m STILL not done with the food portion. We also got shrimp pancakes.
Did I mention I eat a lot? Did I also mention that in the past few years I’ve become obsessed with dessert? And y’all already knew I was obsessed with Batman, riiiiiiight? :)
So, Christina is awesome and special ordered our honey brick toast (dessert consisting of thick brick toast drizzled with honey and other toppings). Guess what the special order was…? Yup. You guessed right, bitches.
Ta-daaaa!!! :D Isn’t it fucking awesome!?!? Can’t you just hear me screaming in excitement when they brought it out? Can’t you just imagine the expressions of fear on their faces when I chortled as I took pictures of this beautiful creation from every possible angle? Can’t you just feeeeeel my happiness?!?! :D By the way, for those of you who don’t know what “chortled” means, you’re welcome.
Of COURSE, I need a picture WITH the Batman Honey Toast! :)
Aaaaaand would you like to see how I decapitated him? :D A little morbid, yes, but…he was tasty. That’s what S/HE said…? But not really…because come on… Moving right along…
I’ll have you know, we were stuffed silly after all this food. I am human after all.
Now, aren’t you glad you stayed all the way to the end of this post to see a decapitated Batman ice cream head? I knew it. You’re VERY welcome. Oh wait, that wasn’t the little (BIG) surprise… :P SURPRISE!!! <- (but not really if you read my title…) :D
Superbowl Munchies:
*All recipes are fantastically easy but super tasty!! When you click on the name of one (or all! :)) of the recipes, not only will you get that delicious recipes, you’ll also get to see a fantabulous post. Enjoy!! :D
Chewy Thin Mint Treats
Half-assed Rice Krispies Treats
Double-Layered Chewy Oreo Treats
Chocolate-Filled Cinnamon Sugar Monkey Bread Muffins
Bacon Blue Cheese Guacamole Dip
Cookies & Cream Golden Oreo Bark
S’moas
Bananas for Oreos (BFOs)
Who are YOU rooting for in the Superbowl? Or are you just there for all the food like me…?
:D
Until next time, y’all!! :P
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Vyvacious business cards, Sweet Motherfeckin’™ Cupcakes, and the Batman apron debauchle « vyvacious says:
[…] Love her to death (She’s the one who’s a little camera shy in my last post! “1, 2, 3…PENIS!!!” […]
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Vyvacious 
“Sausage. In my mouth.”
You’re so dirty.
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Indeed, I can be.
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This post was amazing all the way down. Haven’t had rk squares in ages will have to try!
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Thanks David!! :) Let me know how they turn out!
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Oooh, those chocolate filled cinnamon monkey bread muffins look good… I might have to try them!
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Thank you! Be sure to serve them warm or heat them up for a few seconds in the microwave if serving from room temperature so the chocolate is melted and gooey :)
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My sugar level tripled just looking at the pictures!
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I bet! ;)
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With that hot garlic breath your not going to get any penis LOL!!! Looks delicious and your hosting skills are top notch!! There was TO much food!
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Hahaha!! It’s true! :P
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I think I just gained 10 pounds!
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Let’s dance it off! :D
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We need to switch our eating habits so that dessert is the first course. OMG! But the Guac is calling my name!!!! Maybe dessert and Guac YUM!!!! About the Super Bowl, not a huge football fan but am looking forward to the commercials and the FOOD!
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Yes, PLEASE!
Oooh, good idea!!
Definitely a fan of the food. This weekend holds a lot of baking for me so I’m hoping I can accomplish all of my baking in a timely manner and make it to everything I said I would :)
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… Those need to go … “In My Mouth” <— those are the words I was talking about.
I probably won't watch the superbowl … I will mostlikely enjoy some Cupcakes I buy on Saturday night …. From you!!!! ;-)
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Hahaha!
Oh yay!! :D Soooo excited!!! :)
I think people invite me to Superbowl parties because they want my delicious food… :P
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You know it!!! Let’s face it … Your masterpieces can’t be bought!!! OK … maybe! Everything has a price. FREE is a good Price. LOL
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Haha. Jerk. Well I wish it was “FREE” for me to make it but sadly it drains my bank account, especially when I’m baking 2-3 times a week for ~24 people at a time. Things get pricey, mang!
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Well, at least tomorrow are for some of the good men of the Air National Guard!!! Good for you!!! :-)
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Shhh, betch. I try not to share details of my work on here :) But thank you! I’m sure they’ll thank me with a mouthful of cupcake tomorrow ;)
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Your food looks freaking delicious!!!
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Thanks so much, Soapmouth :) that means a lot to me!!
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Holy crap that all looks so amazing. How are you so little and cute yet you can eat enough for two grown men?!!?! Haha!! That Batman dessert is epic. Get that cookbook working!!!!!!
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Thank you!!! Hahaha! Aww :D I’ve just always eaten a lot :)
Yes ma’am!! ;)
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Haha, that Batman is hilarious. It made me laugh. Then I saw all of those drool-worthy food photos and practically cried. I always eat alone on Super Bowl Sunday. The Chef always works, although they are closing early this year. Still. I am now super jealous and want to make 10 times the food I can possibly eat. :) Gluttony IS the great American pastime, after all, not athletics.
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The servers definitely got a good laugh at my reaction of said Batman. Haha.
Tears of joy I hope! ;)
Aww poop, really?! Please do. We can Skype and pretend feed each other what the other made… Too weird? :P
It’s true!! I never thought of it that way!!
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Friendship and food is never weird, right? Right? :)
I just found out that not only are they closing early, but that he is likely to be off at five! Only a 9-hour day for him, which is huge. And now we can eat dinner together. I so wasn’t expecting that.
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RIGHT! :D
Oh my goodness! That is awesome news!! What are you two going to eat? :)
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Decadent, fatty things! That is all I know right now. Definitely nachos, though. Also, I have a surprise for you on my blog. :)
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Haha yessss! My favorite :D
Oooooh, thank you!! Can’t wait :)
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I see you found it!
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YESSSSSSSS!!!!! :D <3 :D <3
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SO HUNGRY.
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Mmm me too!! Make something yummy! :D
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I’m sorry, did you say something about sports? I was imaging all that food in my face.
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It was a trick question…you win!! It’s ALWAYS about food in [our faces] ;)
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That’s really a huge and scary Batman toast!!!
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He wasn’t so scary once I decapitated him and ate his ice cream head. Well…that does sound a little creepy… :P
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YUM!! I am super hungry right now too! I better go get something to eat :) That all looks amazing–especially that batman desert–that thing is crazy!
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Good idea! Haha yeah, it’s pretty amazing-looking! :D
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All your snacks made me drool, and made me wish I was at your house rather than working superbowl! ^.^
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Pleaaaaase, come over!! :D
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